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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“Why don’t they sell Utz hard pretzels on the west coast?”

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@sonicdrivein I know hot dogs were $1 today, but come on...

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

#Pmjtour, the only show where you can see fans wearing suits and ties or denim overalls. An all around entertaining show!

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

Stop making those hand gestures or someone is going to pop a cap in your ass!
~things I never thought I'd have to say to my 7 year old

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Sab828 Agreed!

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

I'm wondering if Jesus can stretch our little bit of Nutella to feed the multitudes until next payday?

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

Taking down Confederate monuments is not erasing history - it's declaring that some parts of history belong in a museum, not on a pedestal.

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

Funny, I don't remember ever meeting some "very fine" racists

[KU Performing Dance Portmanteau @KutztownPDP]

Today we are meeting the last Eboard member who will be choreographing for this semester!
https://t.co/NUdkPy28RM

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@KutztownPDP That's my girl!

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Incognicki Yeah I was thinking I had a 50 cent chance.

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

What are the chances that Nicki Minaj would pay off the last $2000 of my student loan that I've been paying on for the last 22 years?

[McNick @Incognicki]

@BorelliMicki https://t.co/t9bg0vgfZA

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Incognicki It's so exciting! Michael is part of the Reading Skate Association and they've been working hard for this! ❤️

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Incognicki Oh m gee! Why didn't we think of the iPod taped to the back of ours?!

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Incognicki True!

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

Can we just all agree that #cheezwiz needs to be universally in the same location in every grocery store?

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Incognicki I know!:'(

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

Just found out that my 6 year old daughter has been singing #NOFX songs at school. "Without the bad words" so she says. Kickass & concerning

[micki borelli @BorelliMicki]

@Incognicki yesssss!!!