Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇

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[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

✝️Crosses used (tag yourself):

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Christians do not call burial places “necropolises”, that is, “cities of the dead”, but “cemeteries”, which literally means “sleeping places”, places where one rests, awaiting the resurrection.

[cassie 🇻🇦 @CatholicCassie]

Carlo Acutis’ Mom at her son’s canonization

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Pope Leo XIV declares 15 year old computer programmer Carlo Acutis the Catholic Church's first millennial saint — AP

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Pope Leo XIV has called on all Catholics to observe a day of prayer and fasting for world peace on Friday, August 22nd, the Feast of the Coronation of the Blessed Virgin Mary as Queen of Heaven and Earth.

Our Lady, Queen of Peace, Pray for Peace and Pray for Us.

[Mary Shovlain @maryshovlain]

Great photo by Vatican Media of Pope Leo’s visit today to the Vatican Radio Transmission Center outside of Rome.

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

An American? Can’t say I expected that.

[Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC🇻🇦 @FrMatthewLC]

Final confession rejected.

[Tarcisius ☮️ (END THIS EVIL WAR) @anorthodoxpope]

Forbid the little children, and do not let them come unto me

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

this is not a sentence I ever thought I would need to assemble in any language, but 1958 feels like a really late year for a dead Pope to explode

[Today In History @historigins]

Who has done this?

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

@VVannozza “It really is. He was a great guy.”

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

Happy Easter!

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

@VVannozza Thank you, Vannozza!

Also, holy shit…

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

// bada bing, bada boom! Can’t believe Rod’s existed for 4 years now!

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

@VVannozza You’re right, honey, we’ve built a good thing, even if it isn’t as flashy as other people’s stuff today.

Hm… you ever wish you could go back and relive the old days in the moment?

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

What can I say? Bada bing, bada boom.

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

@VVannozza That’s true: WE know who we really are, and I guess THAT’s what matters. I guess I just wish we could have carried at least some of that legacy into the future.

I mean, look at the Habsburgs, those guys retained some fame: they may not be KINGS anymore, but they drive racecars!

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

@VVannozza Our family was on top of the world for a while. We were living the dream, other than the kids fighting and stuff.

Nowadays, there’s so many friggin’ Popes from all different time periods, and our name is linked to scandals.

[Rodrigo Borgia (Parody) 🍇 @BorgiaAlexVI]

@VVannozza It might be, yeah. Rose is doing the main celebration with Celeste and her family this year, and who knows where our older kids will be. Hey, maybe they’ll show up, I’ll be happy if they do.

*sighs* I just miss when all the Borgias were together, y’know?