BoringDavidBelow

Parody, or is it?

[RYTON & CRAWCROOK ALBION FC @RACAFC1970]

A message from David Below, who left the club last week.

#RACA🔵⚫️

[Whickham FC @WhickhamFC]

🚨NEW SIGNING 🚨

Whickham FC are delighted to announce the signing of defender @dbelow4 from @RACAFC1970

David goes straight into @tonyf55 squad for tomorrow’s league match against Consett.

#WelcomeDavid ⚫️⚪️

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@RACAFC1970 I will post the £40 to the club address. Thanks for accepting. I look forward to seeing my name appear every time David Scores an own goal or does a Cruyff turn on the edge of his own box

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@RACAFC1970 hello there, would it be possible to sponsor David Below for the 21/22 season please.

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@nedza123 @reecey999 I thought there was, but turned out there wasn’t. What a bloody laugh eh Eddie, thanks for clarifying

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

Me patiently waiting for a double episode of Casualty on a Saturday night.

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@BirtleyTFC Holby City away

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@xkirsty_wrightx The one in the white coat

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

I tElL yOu WhAt MiNd, If We HaD a GaMe ToNiGhT tHeRe’D bE mOrE tHaN 10

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@RamboThomo @RACAFC1970 I like it when you run because you are fast

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

Celebrating today’s victory with a stuffed mushroom and a glass of sparkling elderflower presse

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

BuT wE hAd MoRe PoSsEsSiOn

[Stockton Town FC @stockton_townfc]

FT Ryton and Crawcrook 2 Stockton Town 0.
A game Stockton dominated both in possession and chances , but Ryton took theres and Stockton didn't. #UTA p

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

Sponsored by Robson Opticians, Celebrated by mopping the kitchen floor when I returned home

[RYTON & CRAWCROOK ALBION FC @RACAFC1970]

David @dBelow4 scored the penalty for Ryton in the 1-1 draw against West Allotment Celtic in the Mitre League Cup.

#RACA🔵⚫️

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

I told the lads that was the first penalty I had scored in a while last night, they said they didn’t know, I said oh well now you do.

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

Couldn’t be more thrilled to have sat on the bench all night tonight.

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@Towlawtown @RACAFC1970 Tyler Davis 7-0

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

@jeremy_p_leeds @BillinghamTown @Belgraviacentre 2 seconds I’ll check my crystal ball

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

A captain, cruyff turning, whinging, medium ranged in the showers, not exceeding the half way line, full back.

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

Describe your favourite player without mentioning them by name

[BoringDavidBelow @BoringBelow]

Hi @durhamcathedral! What are your opening times this Saturday? Me and the lads are in #Durham for the day and need a few things to do to keep us entertained. If anyone has any other recommendations, they’d be much appreciated. Thanks guys.