Boring Gary Havard

Hi my name is Gary lmao x

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Feel the effects of staying up until 19:30 last night 😴 burning the candle at both ends But once started a game of chess has to be finished

[Boring Gary Havard @BoringGaryx]

I'd like to take the time out of my busy schedule to thank @BoringMilner for my birthday card, Joanne says I'm like a celebrity now lmao x

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Happy new year everyone lmao x

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I dnt care what anyone says once you've unrolled toilet roll you cannot roll it back on to look the same way it did before it came off lol x

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I love a good joke but the problem I have when telling jokes is getting people to laugh lol x

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I'm having one of those mornings!... Im struggling to choose between original or decaf coffee lol x

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You can thank me later guys.... Number 2 is my favourite pmsl x

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Brrrrr getting cold outside now, but there are no flies on me, I had Joanne to dig out the long johns in July pmsl x

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Might go for a walk later but I also might not lol x

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Can't believe the barmaid fell asleep when I was ordering drinks Saturday, the poor girl must be working all hours lmao x

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Tried looking for my old school reports earlier, would be nice to reminisce, but I couldn't find them lol x

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Can't believe I wore my pyjama top inside out last night, I'm like a rebel without a cause lmao x

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I'm really enjoying my night out, I like having the chance to talk to all my friends pmsl x

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Football day! I do love game day I just hope I get to play today though lol x

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if I had to choose 2 things in life that I enjoy doing, it would be blinking and breathing lmao x

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No matter how much I try I cannot keep my eyes open when I sneeze lol x

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The 12 month guarantee on my kettle expires today, I'm starting to regret not taking out the extra 3 year warrantee pmsl x

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I can never get the family to wake up in the morning, Joanne says its because I talk in my sleep, I must be keeping them up all night lmao x

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@Saycey_82 hi, thankyou for your feedback pmsl x

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@MatthewJHughes1 hi good morning if I have time today il also be checking the oven and microwave lights, you can never be too careful lol x