Boring Mark Winstone

Boring Van driver work for @cadstonesbs Love a cheese & onion pasty

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@windog78 @RobDutt93 @MarkWinstone

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Fellow drivers out there what’s your favourite Radio station to listen too whilst were trucking along 📻

#BMW #DriversUnion

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@RobDutt93 Good morning Robert, firstly what a breath of fresh air it was yesterday. The 4 def,3 mid,3 fwd equalling 4-3-3 was more the Crewe way. The pie I can’t remember I was too intoxicated 😬 & I loved my afternoon even making the official social media feed in the crowd #BMW #AMWeLove

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Thankyou Dave for all the success you gave. Selfishly I hope the new manager will mean they start filling the pies & pasties with fillings again 😬

Also don’t look much further than #BMW managerial record 😉 I’m available but not giving my job up as #NumberOne @cadstonesbs 🛻

[Crewe Alexandra @crewealexfc]

𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁: 𝗗𝗮𝘃��𝗱 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹

#CreweAlex

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@RobDutt93 @alportfc @goddarddidz #UpTheBoca #InTheTop5inSY13 #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@RobDutt93 @windog78 Due to GDPR I can’t reveal what delights one has in the picnic department but I can say I’m looking forward to it and I can’t deny I’ve already made several entries into the box on route this morning. Will miss our #CreweAlex day but as you all know we will be back #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Early start this morning for #BMW off in the Lancashire area for the NW Rally with my brother @windog78 and my eldest child Jake.

We’re travelling up in Simons new Hyundai and have the picnic ready. Hoping for a good day in the British sun doing something we enjoy together 🚘

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@CallumWinstone @windog78 It would be quite easy for me to give a personal opinion on the overall experience of said new vehicle but I’d rather let the experts explain so advice you seek via the tinterweb that opinion. Must admit not a fan of the selected colour but I’m a plain Jane #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@edwardchadwick9 @cadstonesbs Good evening Edward. If you have any questions regarding rules & regulations I’d recommend you visit the relevant organisations websites for clarity on the question you are looking to answer. I hope this helps #BMW #CadstonesNumberOne

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

If you go the fuel station and still put £20.00 in, it’s still £20.00. Don’t overthink it. Next time you go do the same and again and again. You may go more often with the increase but don’t worry it’s still £20.00

Markys here to help 😬 #BMW #FuelPrice

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Nearly the first week done back @cadstonesbs HQ. Fair to say the weather has been difficult this week, straps get drenched making them very difficult to use. Hopefully some dry weather pending & can get some maintenance done on such things. Hope everyone is okay #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Flew back from Portugal 🇵🇹 for this & at least a weekend unbeaten for the mighty #CreweAlex With the mm of rainfall recorded it’s not surprising but at least we didn’t have to listen to that guy from Pompey for 90 minutes 🔔 Back on the truck 2moz, can’t wait 🚛 #BMW #NumberOne

[Crewe Alexandra @crewealexfc]

❌ GAME OFF!

The officials have taken the decision to call today's game with Portsmouth off.

#CreweAlex

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Afternoon Twitter, firstly my apologies I’ve not been active but I’m currently in Portugal 🇵🇹 and I wasn’t sure if I got charged extra with my tariff for using Twitter whilst abroad. It’s nice to get away sometimes with my busy schedule @cadstonesbs weekly as the main driver #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Last full day at work today before next weeks vacation out of SY13. I’m in the old van today @cadstonesbs which I don’t mind but the fuel consumption isn’t as good as the other vans and I’m the only one who fills the vans up 🙄 #NeverMind #LifeOfATrucker #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Well another day done. Going on my holidays next Monday so now I only have Friday and Saturday morning in work.Chip day today @cadstonesbs had my usual and Robert the boss treated us all to a crème egg. Really are some good ppl in this world. Only sad thing today a van broke #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

While we assume that all oranges are orange in color because of their name, the fruit is often green when ripe, thanks to plenty of chlorophyll. In South America and other tropical locales, oranges are green year round.

#MarkyKnows #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Well another day done @cadstonesbs HQ as the number one driver. Started at 07.11am this morning and finished at 15.21pm (approx times) nothing major to report, feeling tired to be fair after a late night watching the mighty #CreweAlex yday.

Sausages on the menu tonight #BMW

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

@RobDutt93 I would probably say Robert a 32.5% ratio of cheese in this past I had last night. Which on average is 17.7% more than normal on a regular matchday. So all in all I was one of the lucky ones. My brother Simon wanted a cheeseburger but that had the burger and bun but no cheese

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Unlucky Dave. Keep your head up. I enjoyed my cheese and onion 🧅 #BMW

[Crewe Alexandra @crewealexfc]

🎥 "𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 ����𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵."

David Artell reflects on tonight's defeat.

#CreweAlex

[Boring Mark Winstone @BoringMarky]

Just took 3 lengths of 125mm MDF Ogee Skirting 5.4m pre primed to Brook Rd, got there & customer said he wanted 3 lengths of 175mm MDF Ogee Skirting 5.4m pre primed instead. I said okay, see you in ten minutes, traffic permitting

#CustomersAlwaysRight #BMW #DriversLife