Tyler Rhoades? Never heard of him.

I'm fairly irrelevant, but I do have opinions about things that I will occasionally post here. #UnfollowTyler

[Tyler Rhoades? Never heard of him. @BoringOldTyler]

If you can't handle me at my worst, then that makes sense.

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@GoblinInAJacket Not at all. I have no idea who Tim Pool is, and I’ve got no interest in Joe Rogan. I muted all of the other blowhards that pop up in my notifications, but Twitter keeps feeding me these “white men with opinions” even though they’re nothing like the people I follow.

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I hope to God I can now finally get away from this shit hole. Off to Threads I go. Same name, same boring old bullshit as before. Can’t wait to see you all there.

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@geekurheartout That is solid technique.

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I propose that they rename ⁦@BagelBites⁩ “Tomato Sauce Bread Disks.” #ExpectationsVsReality

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When it started happening I’d open their profiles wondering “Who is this moron?” Now twitter’s like, “oh u like that?!? how about we tell you what kari lake thinks about things????” Fucking hate it. Weren’t we all supposed to migrate over to Hive? What happened to that?

[Tyler Rhoades? Never heard of him. @BoringOldTyler]

Been seeing lots of conservative tweets in my feed post-Elon. The justification I get is that a conservative high school friend follows a bunch of dipshits, so maybe I should too?

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My wife put a chip clip on this tiny, tiny bag of Chex mix that she just couldn’t eat in one sitting. She dared me to tweet it to shame her. Challenge accepted, ⁦@erikagodwin⁩

[Tyler Rhoades? Never heard of him. @BoringOldTyler]

Please help me win an argument. The question “Is is bigger than a bread box?” is commonly used for the game 20 Questions, right?

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Just nabbed “tylerrhoades” on Hive! That’s right! Get fucked @TylerRhoades I beat you! Nothing but non-boring content from me starting……NOW!

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@jordancallarman I would be friends with this person...and I'm happy to see we're both doing TikTok the correct way.

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Dear @MomsBestCereal - I’m sorry but I do not understand this slogan. Also why does it only appear on the Oats & Honey Blend cereal, but not the Honey Grahams cereal? Is Honey Grahams not “best?”

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This is a real news article, from a real news website. https://t.co/j4tVSwQcmd

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“Put your spear in your room and clean up your tissues.” - literally what my wife said to my son just now

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“It be me me me and Timothy.” I used to think that Timothy was just some random guy that Missy Elliott knew and they were going to the beach together. Turns out Timothy is just Timbaland’s first name.

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Most times I am human. Occasionally I am dancer. I know you have been searching for the answer, so I’m happy to provide it. 😘

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The worst part about a biopic is at the end where they play footage of the real-life person, and everyone is supposed to be like, "Wow, they did a really good job with their impressions! Bravo, filmmakers!" #idontlikebiopics #idontlikehashtags

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I just realized…my son groans at my ironic anti-jokes the same exact way that I used to groan when my dad would crack a “dad joke.” 😔

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Jesus Christ. Just watched two hours of infuriating bullshit. It is getting harder and harder for me to take the high road…

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I just spent $40 on facial moisturizers. That's all. That's the entire tweet.