Steven Patterson

Yorkshire Cricketer. highest dot ball percentage in County cricket in 2014, parody

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

It's a long drive back to Yorkshire from Somerset. Gives me plenty of time to plan my next big adventure. The supermarket then the car wash.

[Yorkshire CCC @YorkshireCCC]

GoPro Cricket - Umpire Cam with #Yorkshire fielding | Champion County Match. @HomeOfCricket
https://t.co/EjqzKfH2Rs

#Brilliant

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

Thanks for all your kind messages. Looking forward to hopefully kicking on this morning and then getting some wickets.

[Kippax Cricket @KippaxCricket]

@boringPatto top knock Dead, change of brand has worked wonders you beauty #Colossus

[Yorkshire CCC @YorkshireCCC]

The #FabricOfYorkshire 2016 shirts. #YourYorkshire https://t.co/Jknt6NiEoQ

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

This is me with the Super League trophy. And my custard.

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

A bit fancy this. I've asked for a bowl of vanilla Custard.

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

At the 125 years of Headingley lunch this afternoon. They served a square potato. I quite liked it. I'll keep you guys updated on desert.

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

@timbresnan @YorkshireTea thanks Tim a really nice picture of a paper cup. And I like my tea milky so it tastes like my fav drink. Warm milk

[James Farad @jamesfarad]

Great day for the @pyrah27 Benefit Year #ShootDay! @lythy09 @timbresnan @GaleyLad shame you missed out @CAllenBlacks

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

Day off tomorrow can't wait. I'm going to turn my compost heap ready for my seasonal winter vegetables. #growyourown

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

Another good win for us. And the points record. Can't wait for the journey back. You all know how much I love the A34. #favoriteAroad

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

The sun is out today. It's my favorite type of weather. Unless I'm bowling then I like overcast but not too windy.

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

I'm going to eat exotic tonight. An omelette from the Chinese #eggfooyong

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

Can't believe it. We are champions.

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

Like one of my interviews this @AaronFinch5 keep it interesting mate #snoozefest #stayboring https://t.co/IOBRP1QlqR

[Yorkshire CCC @YorkshireCCC]

WATCH: Aaron Finch is looking forward to his second stint with Yorkshire. https://t.co/pR7w59nEQg

[Rich Pyrah Benefit @RichPyrah2015]

Limited Edition signed prints of the Championship winning catch by @pyrah27 now available. Get in touch for details

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

I'm not celebrating a wicket here. Its the moment my economy rate dropped below 1.0 an over #stayboring

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

I forgot my password. Hence the absence. But I left myself a clue. Took me a while to figure it out is all. 👇

[Steven Patterson @boringPatto]

@assam_jay @GaleyLad do you watch Game of Thrones?

It's got nothing to do with Game of Thrones