Boris johnson

[Boris johnson @BorisJohnston]

Next election I'm voting kony for president

[Boris johnson @BorisJohnston]

I should be one of those fuckers on Geordie shore I'd show @gazgshore. Fuck good time

[Boris johnson @BorisJohnston]

Prince Charles has defiantly got a big mother fucking dick

David Cameron's dick isn't even classed as a dick it's that small

[Boris johnson @BorisJohnston]

I've licked the queen out but don't tell my friend Roy cropper that I had is wife when she was his husband

[Boris johnson @BorisJohnston]

Because I'm mayor I went to queenys palace I was shown her bed room I shagged her in the ass hole and she had a royal shit on the floor

[Boris johnson @BorisJohnston]

My name is Boris
The queen is a horris
I fucked her in the ars hole
Prince Harry don't have a soul