𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

• SW RP
• Crossovers/AUs
• Serious/Banter
• 18+
× Writer tag: #Deaditore

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

I am free from the abyss for pride month.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Checks the time.

S C R E A M S.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

//just silly guard things

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Goblin energy rising.

"We shall."

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

"That is-- really hard to believe."

No, he didn't just almost have a heart attack...

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

"Sure, ok."

Pauses.

"WAIT NO-"

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

"I'm well aware."

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

"Force no. I'm not that insane."

He mutters under his breath, "not yet anyway."

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Inhales.

"Hardcase. That's a glitterbomb. There's going to be glitter everywhere. Especially in the chancellor's office."

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

"Couldn't risk anyone telling Fox."

He pauses, looking around. Just in case.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Just smiles, how ominous.

Hands over a nice lil bomb. It's kind of sparkly.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

//for context;

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

If anyone asks, you heard and saw nothing.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Good answer, but no.

Just stay away from the Senate building for now :)

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

It's time.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

"If anyone asks why there's glitter everywhere in the chancellors office, I was left unsupervised."

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

He's feeling chaotic today.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Screams.

You were expecting a howl, no?

It's a Primeday. A perfectly good reason to scream, he hates Primeday.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Checks the time.

Inhales.

[𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 @BorkGuard]

Oh shit-

Well, he's down and not howling like a mad man now.

[𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞 @HESTHIRED]

T a c k l e s.