Bandito

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When they say the name of the show in the show

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Me, on my way to FB jail for calling my cat a fatty

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

"Listen here, kid, I'm gonna be your new dad. If I eat your snacks, tough shit."

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Me telling my mom I need construction paper and glue at 9:40pm on Sunday

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Be careful, someone is putting spyholes in the stalls

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Forgive me if I'm wrong but vegans shouldn't be allowed to drive

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

The elites don't want you to know this but you can collect pets from the park for free

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Damb we have GTA irl before GTA 6

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

when your uber driver looks sketchy but you have places to be

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

"Video games make people violent."
Me, in video games:

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

The crackhead at 711 watching me come out with a monster, smokes and lotto tickets after I said I was broke

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Me, waiting for the self checkout troll to notice I fucked up again

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When you go upstairs and forget why when you get there

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When you smell your neighbor's BBQ

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When you're not sure if you heard fireworks or gunshots

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When the puzzle said 3+ years but I finished all the edges in 10 minutes

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

the hatman waiting for the 30 benadryl I took to kick in

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

Me and the baddie I pulled being a goofy goober

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When you don't answer messages but you're sharing memes

[Bandito @BorkinMan]

When the shirt I threw in the donation bin ends up where it's going