𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆

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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

https://t.co/I0Q0bIFRDN

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

|• Logged back on for a second, I’m pretty sure @IMPALPABLEFORCE has been hacked as well. Be careful.

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

|• Lazy ass SD

If this flops, you didn’t see shit

[𝒩𝒆𝒎𝒖 @OFSQUADTWELVE]

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⠀⠀ TEMP PINNED 🤙

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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

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@lananasrosso

🫶🏻

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

@lananasrosso |• whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Me? Never-

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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

@HEALINGKAGE |• I’ve loved writing and chatting with you since the moment you followed me back! I look forward to every banter and interaction, in and out of character. I genuinely look forward to keep writing and chatting with you! ♡︎♡︎♡︎

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

Cardboard box on union street by the liquor store

Pull up pussy

[★ ˏˋ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 .ᐟ @ofXenoHybridism]

But you know what

I know where you live

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

But you know what is a really good source tho?

https://t.co/3HYAX4xumO

[★ ˏˋ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 .ᐟ @ofXenoHybridism]

Yeah I hope you got to sleep with one eye open

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

Buddy thinks I have caps

[★ ˏˋ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 .ᐟ @ofXenoHybridism]

I’ll make Mayuri because why not

Just slide the caps and images big bro

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

:))

[★ ˏˋ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡 .ᐟ @ofXenoHybridism]

Never touched a single piece of bleach media

Never seen one, never felt one

Everything I know is about Mayuri and it’s because @Born_Protector shoved it down my throat

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

|• My boy has THREE YEARS of back pay they owe him. ROBBERY. THEFT.

THE DISRESPECT

[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

“You’re not gonna let me win this one are you-“

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀haha funny :)
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

“I was joking!”

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀you called yourself dark and mysterious...
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

“I’m not even that edgy…”

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀edgy teen, definitely.
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

Now that’s a broad list-

[𝙿𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙲 —— 𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙴𝚁 @TWISTINGTERROR]

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⠀⠀anyone above 4'8 dni
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

“…There’s no winning is there..”

He crosses his arms over his chest and huffs.

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀that's exactly how a baby would describe themselves... or an edgy teen.
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

“No-! I’m dark- cool- mysterious- I have mystique-“

He huffs

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀you're not? ☺️
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

“H-HEY-! I am NOT like that-!”

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀very cute ♡ you're like a baby ♡
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[𝑩𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆 @Born_Protector]

[His eyes widened]

N-No! Not cute!

[⋆ @SNKEPRNCESS]

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⠀⠀cute.
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