Rob Burgundy

Yay sports 🏐🏀🏈⚾️🏒⛳️⛷🏓🏸

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@calgarytransit your app is garbage

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Pet peeve: "You're safe for these 800,000 chews but at 800,001 imma bite your ass" - Teeth to tongue

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@ReesesPBCups stop trying to make Reeses and NHL playoffs happen. It's not going to happen.

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

When nobody responds to ur emails for months and then one day they all respond at the same time and need your response ASAP #ihavenapinstead

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Drug test, for the new job, tomorrow; which I imagine would be pretty shitty if I smoked weed #420

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@NHLFlames I'll give someone my Charizard Pokemon card if they make Kesler look like an idiot tomorrow #hatethatguy #Getzlafiscoolthough

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@dallinfisher Too much?

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@dallinfisher I'll say it... fuck your kids too

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

When you wait in the doc room for 30 min and as soon as you fart he walks in #nothavingagoodday

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

.@PremierBradWall "Don't worry about that.... You'll have enough money to afford private school." - @PremierBradWall

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

.@PremierBradWall "What about my kids education?" - Alberta business owners

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

"Hey come to Sask, we will give you sick benefits and tax cuts and stuff bro." - @PremierBradWall

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Gave a homeless person a beer last night. Not sure whether I should feel good or bad about that

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@SHAQ fix your tie clip plz. Love you

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Thanks to Steve Martin in The Pink Panther I will never forget the Occipital Lobe #pinkpanther #stevemartin #brain

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Who tf supplies snapchat HQ weed? I'd like a word, get em to dull it down a bit. There's no way sober minds coming up with these filters

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

@taystev007 so is that a no or...?

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Are you a stud? Cuz I'd nail that

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

If you ever need a laugh just go read the coinstar list of unacceptable items. 10/10 would recommend to a friend #coinstar #beads #glitter

[Rob Burgundy @Bornosam]

Dear @simplyorangeUS fk you for interrupting the video I was watching on fb. We all know u exist. I will choose the other brands from now on