Some sorta gremlin creature with a lance.
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for the low cost of a bag of tostitos or air-dropped alcohol to my front door, I will be the devil on your shoulder telling you to NOT call them a slur or send them a death threat
because I'll do that instead
GUARANTEED
To my vtubing mutuals and friends who have the unfortunate burden of upkeeping a professional image in your spaces as to not get in trouble in the platforms or communities of your choice - as someone with zero reputation or image to uphold, I will happily offer my services as a non-professional "Anger Translator"
you don't need to suffer from the burden of jumping through hoops and bounds of trying to word a professional non-aggressive reply to a hate comment
when you can hire me to call them a slur instead
my DMs are open
I'll have to assess the damage once I'm home and can unpack, but I *think* I had both of my 8-point covers stuffed into that bag. I'm sure at least one of the local surplus shops I used to go to will have NWU-III 8 points available though, so I'm not gonna sweat that too much.
Lost the bag that had my shaving razors at the airport, so now I'm gonna arrive home for the holidays looking like an unkempt bag of ass.
Thankfully that bag didn't have anything else important in it. At least as far as I can recall right now.