Jake Borower

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

There are 6 different varieties of cheese in my fridge at this moment. Hbu?

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

(I didn’t get that job but hey that’s life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

Reminiscing about the time I applied for a job and got this reply. Thinking maybe it’s time to dust off the ol Twitter account.

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

Ok, I’ve seen enough here.

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

TWITTER! I remembered my password after a year of being locked out because college me thought using my school email address to make an account was a good idea!!!

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

@tinycarebot thanks, pal! Will do!

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

@tinycarebot could you spare some words of wisdom for a new admiring follower?

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

I could fold this pile of warm, fresh laundry on my bed... or I could pass out face-first in it. #choices

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

When you just don't care enough to tuck in those three untucked corners of your bed sheet before diving into that beautiful dreamboat

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

Fallon Forever

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

And if these bugs REALLY like light so much, why do they sleep ALL DAY?

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

I could watch bugs eating other bugs all day

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

I think my zipper has been down more than it has been up this week

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Maybe I’m too good, low down, no good. I just keep it real, just like you should. I gotta go to work.

[The Crown Club 👑 @CrownClubCLT]

NC unveils new 'First in Freedom' license plate http://t.co/PvNeLgB0DX

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

@tylerD2pointoh you also love Everybody Loves Raymond, you're a man of unique tastes.

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

@notkatiemathis go to the store, it'll be worth it 🍦

[Jake Borower @Borowerjb]

2015: the year I caved and watched Independence Day on June 30th.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

all you need to know about me is that in pokemon I always named my rival after myself

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I feel weak today. I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.