Mechanic of Machines

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[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Imagine a 4-4-2 with Aubameyang - Lacazette
Mikhtaryan - Ramsey - New Signing - Ozil
New Signing - New signing - New signing- Bellerin
New signing
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Magical!!! @Arsenal

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Big facts bro... 😂😂

[john lavender @john_lavender]

@Trollkickoff Football is the most important, of the non important

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Hopefully the balloon balls are done with fam!!

[FutAR-Trader @FutAR_Trader]

Che se ve bien el gameplay del FC27 en la beta, colorido, fluido, se lo nota vivo y un ambiente terrible en el estadio.

seguro lo compre 👍🏽

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

... That's the start. U just stuck up with whatever u think is competence... SHUT IT!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

😂The definition of being clueless, incompetent and visionless. These are silly soundbites. Reducing fuel price by Shs. 10 (if the gullible believes it’s possible), is NOT what Kenyans deserve. Kenyans deserve to know the vision, ideology and policies of anyone seeking public office. Stating that you will raid public coffers to “refund” donations made to your campaign is itself a confession of corruption and intention to abuse public office. Most Kenyans want the system overhauled and corruption and abuse of public office eliminated. Not these churlish pronouncements!

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Nyongwa...

[rzy @real_raezzy]

@Ssenyonyiderick @ZeeroBrain Why does everything have to start in Kenya

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Anelka.

[GunnerPulse @GunnerPuls]

Gun to your head, name one player who has played for all these clubs.

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

U can't be this naive...

[nulloxi @nulloxi]

@Tate_Brothers_ Someone with nothing to hide - would just tell them the passcode, would they not? 🤔

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

@chiamakaafc Nicolas Anelka.

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Anelka.

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐞 @chiamakaafc]

Can you Guess this player ? 👀

Impossible

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

HIHIHI!!!

[Prof Makau Mutua @makaumutua]

THE outcome of the Ol Kalou by-election is completely irrelevant and insignificant to the 2027 elections. It’s a complete NOTHINGBURGER. Let’s not make a mountain out of a molehill. The 2027 elections will not be decided in Mount Kenya. Take this to the nearest bank.

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Let's get it!!

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Bro...

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

I know the covert ops office is smiling, they don't come hardcore than this.
They'll have him snatching souls by end of this year.

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Damn... Politics as usual!!!

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Bro... 😁😁

[İlyas Bıçak @ilyasbicak]

@girisimcihisler ben bunları kilo almak için yiyorum😁

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

27????

[Loc Nguyen @LaupWing1994]

After 16 years in the gym and trying out every exercise on this planet.

Here are the only 27 exercises you need:

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

The worst bit... If he retaliates in kind, she unconscious or worse in a sec and its another problem.

Restrain her till she calms down is the way to go though. Dont be beaten like this G.

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Which apps for World Cup fam?

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

Facts!

[𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 @hovie_09]

Sandro Tonali at Arsenal sounds exciting, but spending £70m plus huge wages doesn't make much sense after Myles Lewis-Skelly finished the season so strongly.

Thoughts 💬👎🏿

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

This aint it.

[The Arsenal Bureau @DArsenalBureau]

💣🚨 BREAKING: Andrea Berta has Confirmed His Dream Starting XI For Arsenal Next Season.

The dream Team

Formation: 4-2-3-1 (or fluid 4-3-3)

Starting XI

GK: David Raya
RB: Jurrien Timber
CB: William Saliba
CB: Gabriel Magalhães
LB: Riccardo Calafiori
CM: Sandro Tonali
CM: Declan Rice
RW: Bukayo Saka
AM: Morgan Rogers
LW: Bradley Barcola
ST: Julián Álvarez

Strengths:

Defence: Elite, ball-playing backline with pace, physicality and progression.

Midfield: High-energy double pivot Tonali adds creativity and steel alongside Rice’s control.

Attack: Dynamic front 5 with pace, technical quality, pressing intensity and goal threat.

Balanced, athletic squad that fits Arteta’s style perfectly. High potential but expensive to assemble. Thoughts?

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Today I was hanging out with my elder brother at his house. His wife was not around so it was just the two of us. Then someone called. It was a new number. He didn't want to pick but I urged him to do so. Then the first thing the caller says without even introductions is, "We...

[Mechanic of Machines @Borrielllo]

They kinda look alike... Its a bloodline???

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

These terrorists from Utumishi Girls Academy deserve no mercy. They should face life sentence. The issue of them being minors is neither here nor there. They killed 16 innocent girls.