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life's bitch and then you die

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Vanvid!

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

A Trump quote without his face or voice. It's Trump without Trump. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate. It is from his press conference on January 20, 2026. - The big building with bars on the windows.

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@CarolynOKeefe @RodeoProfessor @LTF_01 The health visitor visits the home 3-4 times after birth to see how the child is doing, they are weighed and examined and they give good advice on breastfeeding and sleep. The benefits of free healthcare and a strong welfare state. 🇩🇰

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@RodeoProfessor @LTF_01 In Denmark, where I am from, it is a parent's duty to read to their children when they start primary school, for 1/2 hour a day, so that the children get a feel for the alphabet and reading. The health visitor also recommends reading to children as soon as possible

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@skovmand Tjek jeres vedtægter om ventelisten ikke skal offentliggøres ved GF

[Juan @timbre_dionisio]

🔴🐧🇺🇲 BREAKING: The PM of Hearth and McDonald Islands is negotiating the lifting of tariffs at the White House right now.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

In case you've never heard the howl of an arctic wolf, here it is, it's worth it. 😂

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

By popular demand:

Where do pigs outnumber humans in Europe? 🐷🥓

[Emil Nielsen @emilnielsen]

Den vildeste landbrugsgrafik🤯

Jeg forstår stadig ikke, hvordan et erhverv kan forurene så meget. Anvende så mange resurser. Modtage så meget statsstøtte. Betale så få ejendomsskatter og grønne afgifter.

Og samtidig bidrage så lidt til beskæftigelse, vækst og samfundsøkonomi?

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@ChristerStock @KobenhavnPoliti Den er lukket helt ned nu, men ligger på Nørrebrogade 195 - på hjørnet ved Skodsborggade

[Mads Duus @MadsDuus]

Nogle taler om at adskille staten og kirken. Måske vi bare burde starte med staten og landbruget?🙃

[Santa Claus 🎅🏻🎄🦌🛷 @Old_Santa_Claus]

A message to America from Germany

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Er lidt skuffet over hvor lidt kviksand jeg er stødt på i mit liv. Som barn var det det farligste man kunne støde på, sammen med Bermudatrekanten og blodsugende flagermus

https://t.co/LRW9yHbm5X

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Still active, bitches

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Godspeed Jens! Haag Emperor @Haag_Jens]

Jeg præsenterer mit omfattende koordinatsystem, som klassificerer alle transportmidler på to akser:

Travl - Sløv
Bleg nørd - Selvfed

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@iwannaholdjohan Hellere smør 🧈