Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

The Right Honourable Boris Johnson MP Hon FRIBA Parody

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

Fuck off @Nigel_Farage

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[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@StuartFrazer @Cl155y @rrrev317 @SkyNews Its running on oil rather than fuel, will go bang

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@nickremer16

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@nickremer16

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@nickremer16 im deporting you

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

Fuck you for making me have to eat healthy food in school @jamieoliver was 15 years ago but youre still my arch nemesis

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

Next celebrity boxing match!
Lets show them who the public really side with!
#massivejohnson #BorisJohnson #Conservative #celebrityboxing #jakepaul #FloydMayweather #RishiSunak

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@autoalex @HondaUKBikes Used to have one, great bike for commuting and the windscreen really helps on motorways

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@iam_yafai looking strong 🤜🏻

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@WestMidRailway Four oaks to birmingham

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@WestMidRailway locked the toilets on the train, piss take

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@ZoeLeahKnight You look great, fuck them

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@jamieoliver stop being a prick, i like my food, thanks for the sugar tax you piece of shit

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@jamieoliver stop being a prick

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@_tashafarrell D4nny

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@_tashafarrell Its cause youre a midget

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@luisalusuardi Yes you do

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@WeetabixOnTheGo its still in date, dont think drinks are meant to look like this

[Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson @BorrissJonson]

@joe_weller_