After 7+ years of being together, I have figured out that Pat’s love language (both giving and receiving) is running to catch a clearly bad throw when we’re tossing around.
@KaitlynneRoling@kmccarthy1161 Oh boy. I’m not even sure I have a copy anywhere! In the era of sideline camcorders borrowed from university libraries, the quality of footage is about what you’d expect.
Based on the number of red solo cups scattered around our house, you’d assume we had a pretty great party last night. In actuality, we’re potty training a 2-year-old boy who sometimes can’t get to the toilet in time. Visitors have been warned. #parentlife
Our almost 2-year-old loves to talk loudly about the “big clock” that we see on the way out of daycare. Unfortunately he has not mastered the L sound yet.
My beautiful, talented, loving, mindful, kind sister-in-law, Sarah Langenkamp was struck and killed by a truck while commuting home on her bike. She was in a marked bike lane. My brother has established this Bike Safety Memorial Fund in her name.
https://t.co/wJAG7XTWw4
Can I admit that I read the first bunch of “they’re a 10 but…” tweets as “they’re 10, but…” and could not understand why we were all roasting a 10-year-old.
Schools scared to death.
The truth is, one education under desks,
Stooped low from bullets;
That plunge when we ask
Where our children
Shall live
& how
& if
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@manilovefrogs27 Boxcar children - boys Henry and Benny, girls Jessie and Violet
Narnia - Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy
Cute bugs that make cute names - Cricket, Bug, Ladybird, Moth, Grasshopper, Beetle, etc etc
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