All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”
Man, fuck that unicorn.
🚨 Alonso: “Romeo has this mental block when it comes to playing 90 minutes, he was tired but I said let him play, let him play, let him do the 90 and he finishes exhausted, I think that he is really happy” (@ChelseaFC)