Ded

An account once full of gold, now resurrected as a shadow of its former glory.

[Ded @BossLoaf]

I feel bad for Uranus because it's always the butt of so many jokes.

[Ded @BossLoaf]

Well, well, well. I got the original Loaf back.

[BBC Comedy @bbccomedy]

When you so woke, you asleep. 😜

[Ded @BossLoaf]

When kid rock said “Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie” I really felt that

[Ded @BossLoaf]

https://t.co/vgysSWP5mZ

[bobby @bobby]

the worst time to be on twitter is when a political thing happens and everybody thinks they can score a bunch of retweets by getting epic on someone. just say a nice snack you like to eat instead. tuna on triscuits.

[bobby @bobby]

https://t.co/t6lOEJUcrg

[Ded @BossLoaf]

If I were a soccer player I would just touch all of the opposing team on the shoulder and ride my way to complete domination while they're all on the ground crying.

[Ded @BossLoaf]

Dammit Reggie https://t.co/mD7vFPZI9g

[Ded @BossLoaf]

I just had the most terrifying nightmare I think I’ve ever had

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Kanye, very cool! https://t.co/vRIC87M21X

[Ded @BossLoaf]

This Hank Aaron tribute game is proof that espn is still semi-competent. Instead of trying to get political about every little event in sports, they need to celebrate sports like they’re meant to be celebrated.

[Ded @BossLoaf]

I'm genuinely sick of how politicized everything is now.

[Ded @BossLoaf]

Naming your newborn baby boy Billiam

[bobby @bobby]

when Songwriter(s): Unknown said "frère jacques, frère jacques,
dormez-vous? dormez-vous?" i felt that.

[bobby @bobby]

congrats to the winning jockey. two quick things though:
1. the horse is the real champion.
2. you're still a very small man.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Man I hate when I go 2 sleep and wake up to no messages...some1 aim me....kevinballa33

[Dylan Anderson @DiamondDigest]

When everyone simultaneously forgets how to baseball

[Ded @BossLoaf]

Also the fact that people misspell it as chunky cheese