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ιиѕтαgяαм: da_real_mickeymouse / mikidphotography

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When Drake gave their movie a low rating then this happened

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

when you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6 wows, and 8 man that's crazy's… and they still won't stop talkin

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

here's to the dads who fall asleep on the couch and say "i'm not sleeping, i'm iust resting my eyes"

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

welcome to florida… winter is at 6am, spring starts at 10am, summer is at 2pm and fall starts around 430ish…

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

the shadows betray you… because they belong to me

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

oh… you think darkness is your ally… but you merely adopted the dark; i was born in it, moulded by it… i didn’t see the light until i was already a man… and by then, it was nothing to me but blinding

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

in 2024 i'II believe in myself the way caribbean people believe in vicks

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

i be saying "long story short" and then proceed to tell the double VHS Titanic version of the story

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

my hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

remember… kevin mccallister could have phoned the police at any time… he was a child who had accidentally been left alone, one call and he would have been safe, but it was never about safety, he was hunting those men… he wanted them to die… it was fun for him… he enjoyed it

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

most people would say ‘the deets’ but i say
'the tails'… just another example of innovation

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

*Sees a house with alot of Christmas lights*

Rest of the world: Omg that's so beautiful

Caribbean people: All fi dem light bill muss ah high

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

@dianamarie622 i’m ready for the xmas vibes this weekend

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

happy pepperpot week 🇬🇾

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

got carded at the liquor store today… my blockbuster card accidentally fell out… the cashier laughed and said “nevermind”

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

bring back sayin "one" when we ending phone calls

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

venezuela didn't know guyanese are professionals at fightin for land ? 🤣🇬🇾

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

8am in charlotte

…it’s a clock’az ting 🕗

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

🦉 mans love a timestamp…

9am in dallas
5am in toronto
6pm in new york
4pm in calabasas
7am on bridle path
3am in glenwood

[ναℓмιкι ∂αιвєє ⁶𓅓 @Bossman905]

go gators 🟠🐊🔵

[Florida Gators Football @GatorsFB]

Number 1️⃣ Ranked Public University in the nation. 🐊

#GoGators | #jOURney