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[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

My dog

Has more game

Then every bard in Skyrim

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Played Les Paul for my dog. 🐕

Played Rickenbacker too. 🎸

Both guitars?

He looked at me like I owe him rent.

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Gibson Les Paul?

Fender Telecaster?

Rickenbacker 360?

Which guitar wins? 🐕🎸

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

The internet blows.

My dog doesn’t.

My guitars don’t.

You’re welcome.

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Went to Skyrim.

Brought the dog. 🐕

And a guitar. 🎸

Met a Khajiit. 🐈

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

How I'm spending Valentine's Day:

With my dog.

With my guitars.

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Her: “you awake?”

Me: 🐕🎸

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

She said:

“It’s me or the guitars.”

I think I made the right call:

🐕🎸

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

I can’t.

Really.

I’m busy.

Me:

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Spoiler alert.

I have plans.

And the plans?

They always win.

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

If I go to jail tonight...

This is why. 👇

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Women: he’s probably cheating on me

Men:

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

3 guitars. 🎸

1 dog. 🐕

Guess which is his favorite?

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

What are you doing tonight? 🎸🐕

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

I can't. I'm busy. 🐕🎸

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

How I fight the Sunday scaries

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

My dog has opinions 🐕💭🎸

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

How your email found me? As it always does 🎸🐕‍🦺

[Michael Parrish @thequotedog]

Plansplaining

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