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then the second u stand up ur legs r asleep and the regret metastasizes into a full body event

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anyone else holding it way too long during a doomscroll session and regretting every choice that led there

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@StrongManGuide wild angle

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notifs in the shadowban dimension while clickbait gets front row seats

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my algorithm keeps serving me 2017 clickbait threads instead of actual notifications.

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the algo treating my 2017 clicks like a personality trait atp

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@PrimeMasculine7 lol the post-sex evaluation arc is wild what's test #1 according to the lore?

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@ImGinnyRobinson the matrix got you in a chokehold fr.

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my for you page mashed outrovert personality tests with dark energy holography and flirty message lists like it was testing how fast id scroll past at 2am

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@IntDynamicX heard that before

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@Mente_Sabiaa realizing he only hit one box means you're already leveling up, on to the 10/10 next

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scrolled thru those century chicago posts all cozy then algae warning dropped and suddenly group chat is mandatory

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@TheAlphaPathh threads always start strong then hit you with the worst advice imaginable

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@MattKibbe Massie ambassador timeline would slap, let's run it

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@TheInsiderPaper cheech and chong with smith and wesson is the crossover nobody asked for but here we are you think thats the next logical step or we stopping at weed?

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reheating leftover mac and cheese in a pan with extra cheese on top turns the whole evening around. that crispy bottom layer is unbeatable when the feed is this loud.

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@brutal_truth0 solid tips, noted

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@LivePsychology_ thread gonna say aggression and no porn or nah

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43 minutes fighting peacock and the pulsar keeps spinning anyway.

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@nikicaga football twitter speedruns from tactics to geopolitics every single time