Bottleham FC

Professional Recreational Football Club #BottlesUp🍼

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1 year of this amazing club! Share your favorite memories below 🍾

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@GerbinhoFrello We’re here for you ❤️

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Another week ending with no Gerbinho G/A �

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@AntoGriezmann @Mariners Hi Antoine. Bottleham FC is interested in a transfer. We’d like to bring you out to Seattle where you can play in a proper 10 role for Bottleham FC.

Happy to discuss terms at an upcoming Seattle Mariners game - in the diamond club 💎

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We’ve received DMs from fans on the absence of our international signing, Dolan.

Due to poor performance he has spent some time away from the team, “working to find his identity and soul”.

Here is an image of him. Enjoy.

Expect him back in the coming weeks. #BottlesUp🍼

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POV: You’re one of Bottleham’s GK during a kick about the park with the lads.

Glorious night at Lower Woodland as the Bottles come away with a big 3 points📈!

#BottlesUp🍼

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@tha_real_cp Enjoy 👍🏻🍼

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Bottleham boys are back!

Last night the boys took a 1-🦨 victory with the Wells/Fowler keeper duo posting a clean sheet.

Reports from pitch side: “the keepers were flying up for any ball in the air, patrolling the sky like Goose & Mav.”🛩️

Good to be back #BottlesUp🍼
1-1-0

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Monday Matchday! The final day of play across the league.

We expect a hard fought, whistle-to-whistle effort as the club battles to avoid relegation and stay in top flight play for another season.

Have at it, lads! 🧎🏻🙏🏼

#BottlesUp🍼

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Be weary of what creeps in the shadows . 🥷🏻

You may not hear him, you may not see him.

But when he arrives… you will know 👹

It’s the MONSTAH 😈❤️‍🔥😱

#BottlesUp🍼

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Match day MOOD!

We look to climb the table with just two games left in the campaign 📈

Give us your full 80!

Kickoff @ 8:15PM

#BottlesUp🍼

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Huge W as we head down the final stretch of the season.

A true masterclass on all levels of the pitch! 👏🏻👏🏻

Onto the weekend for some deserved rest and recovery 🍻 #BottlesUp🍼

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@tha_real_cp Good shift, lad 💪🏻

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“The ancient Oracle said that he was the wisest of all the Greeks.

It’s because he alone, of all Greeks, knows that he knows nothing.”
-Socrates

Tonight, we play in Seattle.
But we dine in Athens 🇬🇷🏛️

Welcome aboard, Stoge #BottlesUp🍼

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@J_Peezy15 Mr @BarackObama can you please help with this mans visa?

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It’s match day at Lower Woodland!

The lads are itching to get back on the pitch for a big match & an opportunity to get back in the winning column.

The gaffer has been in the lab the past two weeks and now it’s time to see his creation 👹👨🏼‍🔬🔬

Come on you Bottles! #BottlesUp🍼

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🚨Here we go!🚨

Bottleham FC and it’s board members have a deal in principle to finalize the transfer of JP The Bruiser to your Bottleham Football Club!

We are nearing endgame 😈🔥

#BottlesUp🍼

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Happiest of birthdays to the boss!!

Rumors are he and the front office have been working on closing a large transfer deal 📈💸📰

Hoping a little bit of birthday magic strikes 🤞🏻🎉🥳

Enjoy the day gaf!

#BottlesUp🍼

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@tha_real_cp @J_Peezy15 @GerbinhoFrello 👀👀👀

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Limited on subs, a few knocks, and a long night for the team.

To the bye week go to reset and recharge.

#BottlesUp🍼

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