Tim Hall

Just some guy that wears a cowboy hat and punches cows for a living. Eat more beef, ride good horses, and always take your hat off indoors.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

Cows are the only thing that can simultaneously annoy the ever loving shit out of me and bring me all the joy in the world at the same time

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

What did you buy, 40 pounds of Salmon? I budget 400-450 a month in groceries and it feeds two people for a month. That's buying very very little frozen foods too.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

@prfctsweetie His first real bite of protein is gonna fuck him up😬😬

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

I mean I'm glad this guy feels good and is happy. But I will forever continue to live with the idea that if your diet cuts Meat, Potatoes, bread or any other food on earth outside of sugar, it's bullshit.

[Brady wix @Wix47]

10 days since cutting meat & Vegetables out of my diet.

Fruit, Yogurt, Bread Only.

Feeling leaner than ever

Better digestion

Better recovery

Better Runs

Still averaging 8-10 miles of running a day (60+ miles a week) and feeling strong

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

Excellent point. We should threaten failure with the death penalty then. That will keep people honest and efficient.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

There are two things that I will ALWAYS have in life no matter the cost.

1. All the time in the world for beautiful women

2. All the money I need to eat however the hell I want.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

Somewhere in the desert of Wyoming

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

There is no “bro code” when it comes to rape, abuse and protecting rapists.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

Kinda miss this little bay I was training for a guy.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

I do love Wyoming, and I do love Mexican food. But how come every Mexican restaurant in Wyoming only advertise their cheeseburgers?

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

I think y'all would start being way happier people if you'd quit focusing on others that make 4-10 times your salary playing pretend.

I couldn't tell you another movie these people play in, much less a single fact about their personal lives.

[Jordan Sumbu @JordanSumbu]

A childhood classic ruined by its 2 main actors growing up to be disgusting hateful MAGA bigots. Sad.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

@RRRanchin She did!

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

@ColtG123

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

I used to think calluses were super cool until I realized that not only washing, but also lotioning my hands was better... Mostly because I tend to like the women I date.

[LUIS @luisomor]

Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay

Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

@angrycowboy1 @brim006 We like to call that variety

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

We should not pay senators, nor should we pay TSA. At all.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: Sen. Rick Scott reveals a Democrat SENATOR complained he can’t miss his $174,000 paycheck because of his mortgage

TSA makes around $50,000

“Well, WHAT ABOUT TSA?!”

Senators should get a $0 PAYCHECK until TSA is paid. No excuses!

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

The worst Americans on earth>>>>> the best non Americans to ever exist

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

@NotABBWLover I've heard it's really tough to get in, but honestly I've never met a Walmart driver that didn't like their job and I've talked to several. I agree though. Wearing a uniform isn't my style.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

@turdthirty @prfctsweetie Makes since, you seem like a guy that'd waste his free time using drugs.

[Tim Hall @BottomhandBlues]

If I had 3 degrees and lived with my parents I'd suck start my pistol.

[Olivia Krolczyk ✞ @oliviakrolczyk_]

This is not a flex.