Chris ✆ 💯

Getting away with it, all messed up

[Chris ✆ 💯 @Botty11]

@RobBriggs1 The young lad I saw at the academy this morning was called Phil Foden I believe. Remember that name #forgetsonnypike

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

Britain's appropriate response level has risen from "appalled" to "sickened."

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

🎯

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

They're just not smart enough for the job.

[Brian Spuzuki @BrianSpanner1]

‘I don't know Jeff has there? I must've missed that.
A kitchen?’

[slbsn @slbsn]

https://t.co/AkTY87buM5

[real tired. @angeIsvice]

even he hasn’t got a clue. fairs man. 😭😭😭😭😭

[Tom Harris 🇬🇧 @MrTCHarris]

"I once spent £400,000 of other people's money on jewellery, cosmetics and a campervan and my wife didn't know anything about it."

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

What it means to play for Manchester City. 🩵

[Ilkay Gündogan @IlkayGuendogan]

Pep - what can I say? Where do I start? ✍️🩵

It’s difficult to truly describe the impact Pep has had - not only on Manchester City as a football club, but on everything around it as well. The trophies and achievements speak for themselves. But what made him special was always much bigger than winning.

For me personally, he was never just a manager. He was a mentor, a leader and also a friend.

From the very first day we worked together, he challenged me to see football differently. Every detail mattered. Every meter on the pitch had a purpose. There were moments when his intensity pushed all of us to our limits mentally and physically - but looking back, that obsession with perfection is exactly what made his teams so extraordinary.

What many people don’t see from the outside is the human side of Pep. Beyond football, he is incredibly humble, thoughtful and someone who genuinely cares about the people around him.

Over the years, I was lucky enough to experience that side of him very closely. He made me a better player, but also a better person.

When I look back on my career one day, my time working with Pep will always be one of the defining chapters of my journey.

ManCity without Pep will never be the same again. Thank you for everything you’ve done for me, my family, the football club, the community and Manchester as a whole. 🩵

Looking forward to seeing you at the game on Sunday! @PepTeam 🙏

[Squawka @Squawka]

Manchester City in the Premier League since Pep Guardiola took charge in 2016:

◉ Most Goals (903)
◉ Most Wins (269)
◉ Fewest losses (52)
◉ Most titles (6)

"We cannot replace him." 🥲

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

30 years of 30 years of hurt

[Mike Graham 🇬🇧 @Iromg]

This is top class…

[City Report @cityreport_]

📆 #OnThisDay in 2012

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO won City the Premier League for the first time in the most dramatic fashion, snatching the title away from Manchester United. 🤯

The 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 moment in Premier League history.

9️⃣3️⃣:2️⃣0️⃣

[Norm @normAL219]

Peter Mandelson calls for Keir Starmer to set out a schedule for losing his phone

[KippaxKids @KippaxKids]

BREAKING - The Pope has released a statement regarding the refusal by Man City to surrender home advantage to their FA Youth Cup Final rivals by moving the game to Old Trafford.
Pope Leo said "seems like United fans are using this as an excuse to have a go at City as usual because none of them gave a monkeys about their youth team since 2022"
He continued "I mean don't they normally play in a shared public space in Leigh whereas City's youth play in purpose built stadium on the Etihad campus?"
When asked about United fans lying about how many of the previous legs they've been to this season he said "That's what confession is for"
Apparently.

[Jack Elsom @JackElsom]

Zack Polanski wrongly claimed on @BBCr4today that the Golders Green suspect was "handcuffed" when he was kicked by officers.

That's simply not right... his hands were free and he was holding a knife!

Polanski to Nick Robinson: "I was traumatised by seeing someone handcuffed and repeatedly kicked in the head”.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

He is a classic self-promoter, who sees his chance to lead a big party by trying to fuse the LBGT community with hard-core Muslims

I've heard many bad ideas in my long life, but this takes the cake

He'll be gone soon.

Hopefully before he bites anyone

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

@SadiqKhan You’re done, you traitorous twat

[Funny Cartoon @ANIME_ZONE__]

I can watch this all day long 😂

[Josh Howie @joshxhowie]

This is incredible.

“Who’s killing Jews?”

“Food prices.”