Guardian Stalker

THE DEADLIEST LASER POINTER YOU WILL EVER MEET. FOLLOWER OF THE CALAMITY. RELIC OF THE WILD.
(Parody account)

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

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[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@AngryBirds HOW WOULD YOU TYPE OUT THE NOISE YOU MAKE WHEN LAUNCHED FROM THE SLINGSHOT

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

DOES TEARS OF THE KINGDOM JUST CONFIRM THAT SHEIKA TECH IS SO #Retro NOW

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@AngryBirds @KrimaDraws the good ending

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

DON’T HMU I NEED A WHILE TO PROCESS THIS

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

YOU ALL MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY I’VE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG… #TearsoftheKindom
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[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@YoinkingYeet oh

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

DUDE IS THE WHOLE PARODY TWITTER THING OLD OR NOT

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@floor_ice_cream THAT LINK GUY HAS BEEN HOGGING YOUR SPOTLIGHT FOR QUITE A WHILE- WE SHOULD TEAM UP.

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@YoinkingYeet I DO NOT HAVE A MOUTH BUT IT WAS PRETTY NICE AFTER I ROASTED IT I IMAGINE

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

GOT SENT TO THE RANCH BUT HONESTLY PRETTY NICE PLACE

[ShadowMarth @ShadowMarth_JTW]

@BotwRobotReal
Welcome to Gerudo Canyon Stable! You'll fit right in!

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

DUDES I'VE BEEN INACTIVE FOR SO LONG IT COULD BE THE NEXT CALAMITY FOR ALL I KNOW, WHAT'S UP

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

DUDE I HAVE TO SAY THIS NEW 'WARRIORS' GIG HAS BEEN TREATING ME WELL

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@metamochigurl YOU’D BE DEATHLY AFRAID TO WHAT THEY DID TO CRAZY FROG. I HEARD HE’S BACK.

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@OrigamiPlumber CLEVER

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@Linkle_The_Hero @GerudoKing_ DOESN’T THAT MEAN THAT ALL GERUDOS ARE HALF-HYLIAN

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@GifZelda UHM UH UH

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@OrigamiPlumber LOOK AT ALL THAT RED PAINT

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@TheGrandZeno PEW PEW

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@gokurawt あなたをあきらめるつもりはありません

[Guardian Stalker @BotwRobotReal]

@TheGrandZeno AAAAAAA PAIN AGONY