Boulevard Hardee’s

voted best place to come down from a two day coke binge 1997-2022

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Bring in a piece of any Confederate Monument this week and get a free Thickburger!

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Call me old fashioned, but I think Charlie Kirk getting murdered was actually a good thing and wish it could happen every day.

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Hello bossman, I can’t come in today because I took a really big bong rip that made me cough so much I threw up a little and now my tummy hurts.

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Did you know: you can keep rent prices down in your city with only a gas can and a map of new “affordable living” apartment buildings currently under construction.

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If I was Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries and I didn’t have fire insurance I would simply not burn down Lakeside Carytown Burgers and Fries.

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NO I DIDN’T BURN DOWN CARYTOWN BURGERS AND FRIES BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I’M GONNA SALT THE EARTH SO NOTHING NEW CAN GROW. WHO’S CLOSED NOW YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT?

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@Alan_Vann_ Y’all laugh but it’s cheaper and more square feet than any apartment in the fan.

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Remember what they took from you.

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@SevenHelleven Take whatever you want, our motto is and always will be “we don’t call 911”

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Y’all are absolutely mad. Who did this??

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I’m pretty disappointed that I have yet to get an offer from a local hardcore band to have their “what the fuck is up Hardee’s?” moment in this empty parking lot. Your time is now, my dudes.

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@FloraDapena Avenge me

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We’re still open, you just have to pull on the door really really hard.

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@SevenHelleven This is a corporate policy, we are just following protocol.

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If you slip the cashier five bucks he’ll unlock the ladder and you can climb on our roof and that’s how we’re competing with Kabana

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@Jakesmithrva My dude that bottle is full of acid so I wouldn’t touch that unless you don’t have plans for like a month.

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Ajay Brewer also killed and ate Bagel the Beagle.

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We have bidets now.

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For Earth Day this year we will be donating 32 car batteries to be thrown into the James River from the Nickel Bridge.

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Thickburger isn’t enough I need to attack and dethrone God.

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@NicholasMyers69 Problematic is probably an understatement. The owner stole money from a benefit for someone who was sexually assaulted during a home invasion.

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“Vintage” tour shirts from Wax Moon? Buddy, if I wanted to give a problematic dipshit $200 I’d buy Donda 2.