Mar Bourne

Lover of chocolate
E-com nerd
Web and Cloud Tech

[Mar Bourne @Bourne_Mar]

@statusisdown Biggest load of shit ever. Nothing but crap lately

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@Shauns_Aviation air Canada Aca887 diverted to Dublin. Vienna to Toronto

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@Stan_Limmer @MorctheOrc @Daractenus Moldova is not Russian you clown. 🤡

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@KJHeinzeJr Get back to the hole you crawled out of.

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@sam_h148 Their server is 1998 dell they got from adverts for a packet of tayto.

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@wednesdaysadums Managed to get 4 up in the heavens, but still got them

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@maryamber075 Fk right off

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@Fionuala1962 @talktoBOI In fairness to BOI, you’d go nuts if your money was robbed out of your account with the lack of security. Also, you’re giving out and saying Cash is King, yet you’re trying to buy something ONLINE. Using the very same device you’re giving out about.

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@SkyHelpIreland here we go again. No internet in clane. Will ye sort out this S**t. Getting ridiculous now.

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@SkyHelpIreland hey Sky. Before you post another “good morning” tweed, how about you start the morning by updating us on the major outage in Kildare.

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@FreeNow_IE added a voucher to the app, it was there earlier today, now it’s gone. What’s the story?

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@Abrys1 That’s 12 quid in temple bar

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Another lad with a large sack #LateLateToyShow

[Engine No. 9 @NgineNo9]

Hey @Shopify. It's been almost a year since you made me redundant. Despite asking 3 times for you to collect your M1 MacBook Pro, I still have that paperweight sitting in my house. How's about you just unlock it so I can factory restore it and just use it?
@tobi @harleyf
It's the least you could do when everyone in the public layoffs was able to keep theirs for personal use!?

[Mar Bourne @Bourne_Mar]

@eir Seems that you won’t recognise my eircode. Your system won’t return any results.

[Mar Bourne @Bourne_Mar]

@eir are you aware that your website is broken? Not allowing me to signup to your broadband after entering my eircode?

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Bollox. Finland are the true winners #Eurovision2023

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@SkyHelpIreland The Skyglass has been rubbish for the last while. Can we organise collection for it? I’m done with it. It’s pure muck, constant issues. Pic below is an example of this morning.

[Mar Bourne @Bourne_Mar]

@FAspokesperson @Arsenal @premierleague What about the spurs fan attacking Ramsdale ? Any fines for Spurs? You shower of cowards