Bruce Bourque

Retired curmudgeon on fixed income, staying home to save gas. Oh, and language stickler. Like, severe language stickler.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@acoyne I'll sleep better tonight. Not.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Totally normal stuff from the 80 year old rapidly decaying President.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@PaulHeffernan20 @DaveJSullivan Yeah that's a bad one. So many people use signal lights to confirm what they've already begun doing & which is obvious to anyone behind them. I'm turning left & I know you can see me doing that but I thought I'd signal anyway. YO! THAT'S RIGHT - I'M TURNING LEFT.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@StuartHumphryes Deffo the painter

[DiaperDiplomacy @DiaperDiplomacy]

“It Cost Very Little” — Trump Asked About Qatar-Gifted Air Force One

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@JewishWarrior13 Arm wrestle

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@DaveJSullivan Pro tip - don't pick Saturday to go to the dump. That said, the wait is seldom as excruciating as it first appears.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@OnTheGoCBC Clearly no one told Sarah & Crissy that mispronouncing the GG's name is a hanging offence. Arbour doesn’t rhyme with harbour. It rhymes with contour.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

I saw a vintage car the other day with curb feelers on both sides. There's something I hadn't thought about in eons. Who remembers curb feelers?

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@davegreenidge57 Gonna feel that in the morning.

[DiaperDiplomacy @DiaperDiplomacy]

“I’ve Doubled the Size of It” — Trump Defends the Bigger Ballroom to NBC’s Gabe Gutierrez

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

Ejection seats. Excellent idea.

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

BREAKING: Mid-air collision involving Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho; 4 parachutes seen.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@MerriamWebster Question for you. Have you noticed, as I have, pundits in Canada speaking about Alberta's possible vote on leaving the federation, using the word 'succession' instead of 'secession'? They mean different things. Is it just a matter of pronunciation, I wonder?

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@DaveJSullivan Anything like the Covick, I wonder?

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

Someone should let Inigo Montoya know about the 6-fingered woman.

[DiaperDiplomacy @DiaperDiplomacy]

I need some help from the Diaper Diplomacy family.

YouTube has demonetized my channel for "inauthentic content" content that "appears mass-produced or repetitive."

I've appealed twice. Received the exact same response from YouTube both times. Word for word. Some would even say a “mass-produced or repetitive." response.

I wish there was a way to mass produce my videos. But every single side-eye baby you've ever laughed at was a recording I did of myself on my iPhone. Every one.

I'm not asking for any special treatment. I'm asking for a human to watch my appeal video and make an actual decision based on what they see.

If this channel has ever made you laugh, please share this. Respectfully let @YouTube @YouTubeInsider @YouTubeCreators and @TeamYouTube know there is nothing inauthentic about my work.

And if you know a guy who has a cousin who works at YouTube, now would be the time.

On a positive note, as soon as I was demonetized, YouTube's algorithm magically started recommending my videos after months and months of uploading into the dark void! 🥳🎉

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

“Before Trump, eggs were so cheap we could afford to throw them at people like him”.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@davegreenidge57 Are you kidding? Modern kids eat with their hands until 9 or 10.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@mattgurney Turns out Major Bone Spurs is not that good at tactics.

[Bruce Bourque @BourqueBruce]

@mattgurney He'll likely get 20 mill for it.