Hillbilly Happiness

Mama tried.

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

Don't believe all the snarky remarks about hillbillies. Just know that we love our whiskey, & won't think twice to put a bullet in your ass.

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@Rukutete What the FUCK is this bullshit, and WHY would anybody want to watch this??
If this is what passes for entertainment these days I'll stay without it thank u.

My granny always said "what u put in is what's gonna come out," and I do believe there's truth to that.

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@cecegkh Good lord we need those kinda cops round here! Down here u would be in cuffs w ur rights read to u and stuffed into the back of a cop car quicker than u can say "Xanax bar!" Prolly gave her a lift and arranged for her car to be towed to her house for her too. Unbelievable

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

Shoot, lemme decipher this mumbo-jumbo so it's super simple and crystal clear for ev'rybody:

"MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ ETC".. is just another word for. "UN-FUCKABLE."

Now y'all know

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”

The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@DailyKenncom Should Lady Justice not also pursue those who allowed this to pervade our sociery? Those policymakers that now have American blood on their hands should be treated as such - enemies of the State - plain and simple.

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@NowPammsy Her remarks are as overtly racist as the day is long. Hell fire, a blind person could see that !
How is racism towards whites, and Ionly whites, is acceptable here in America? Disgusting. Particularly from someone like her, a public figure.
Lead by example? Not from her kind!

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@WyattCatarina Fuckin aay! Good job!
For ppl being dismissive regarding the citizen lady, credit is to be given to that woman for speaking up. Her voice could have very well saved their town. One voice. Speak truth to power, folks.. the more ppl do that, the less there'll be to complain about!

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@EmilySm43 Nope
Negative
No
Nyet
Nah
Uh uhh
Forget it

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@Geniustechw 'Buncha soft-headed sumbitches that when combined, still aint worth a damn.
That's what I see.

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@RealGrokMAGA 'Be playinga spirited round of tetherball w his head eh

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@RightPulseNewss In Tennessee, that there's a pond all day long

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@ABC Here's a newsflash for yall idiots: not only is the entire concept of "transsexual" NOT an actual real thing based in reality, it's also a made-up word that translated, literally means "un-fuckable."

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@atensnut How else she gon eva be learnt the value of a dollar if she donnever steal it from sumbody else who done earned it??

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@hongloveyou @FTdelete @grok P sure at least a coupla these scenes are in 1978's "Debbie Does Dallas," featuring Bambi Woods.

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@sonnyc_usa @CollinRugg U gotta be smarter than that. U gotta see these situations coming, and remove yourself from potential harm... and u better fuckin do it before the situation is allowed to develop into a harmful one.

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@Notwokenow Most efficient crime deterrant: make examples of a few

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@TheKevinDalton Fuck that guy. Somebody should be playing a spirited round of tetherball w that lazy, fat fuck's head

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@KimKatieUSA They should just cut the shit and from now on call the "air marshall" "the cooler" and the "flight attendants" the "bouncers."

All aboard the Double Deuce 👊

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@broadwaybabyto So girls' elementary schools is a thing now? I bet youre a real hoot at parties eh

[Hillbilly Happiness @BoutCrazed]

@its_The_Dr "The Unfuckables"

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@thegabriel72 Fuck if i was her husband I sure as hell wouldn't answer any phone that she's calling