Special thanks to the referees tonight for allowing me to shadow them during the McGill-Toolen vs. Catholic game so I could get up to speed (literally) on being a linesman. He allowed me to ask questions and explained things well. A priest and a ref on the same night!
First off congratulations, murderer. You deserved it . You were on the way to prison before SUBWAY resurrected your career with a sponsorship deal, Freak-show boy. Barker admitted that he insulted you but don’t act like you didn’t sucker punch him. But congratulations again! 🎊🍻
I have put my Cousin Shane and my Uncle Gary in watchtowers at the youth football field and instructed them to take out the spy balloon, as I suspect it’s trying to gain intelligence about a new 4-2-5 defense I’m installing
Coach, please remind Prince Walter and Princess Kim that they blew a 13 colony lead and went from owning half the world to a landmass the size of Michigan. Sad. Very sad.
I hope the Royal Family attends the SEC Championship during their American tour so that I can bark at them and read them the Declaration of Independence
Canadians are not to be trusted President Bitmore. They use the metric system, have never put a man on the moon, and call ham “Canadian Bacon”. Head on a swivel Sir!