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Former commercial litigation associate and current city government attorney.

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@kylegriffin1 @MSNBC "Former" president

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@IKEAUSAHelp That's not convenient. Can you mail it to me?

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@IKEAUSA I could really use some help w/ replacement parts for Nordli, product no 992.395.21.
I just need 4 white plastic locks (hardware no 119030). I broke 2 of them while assembling & need to put together the second module so my 4-yr old stops making fun of me!

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Being a parent means you can make absurd pronouncements like ducks do not like citrus fruit.

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@minhtngo Adoration of the child

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@dolcegabbana Do you offer replacement parts for frames? The numbers on the side say "D&G 5029 04 51017 140." See attached. Thanks.

[Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez @BrooklynDA]

An attorney has been sentenced to prison for stealing almost $600k from the estate of Judge John L. Phillips, Jr.: https://t.co/GWHPnYMNro

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Spring is here…get your spin on! Spin w/me for @thebridgeny on 4/16 at 12N @Studio360NYC. Sign up or donate https://t.co/hFM4sShXqA

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NYC, RT this! If we hit 10,000 tweets by 12/5, we keep 50% off weekday @Lyft rides in New York for one more week. #50OffLyftNY

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Join the Make A Difference Committee for a night of painting & wine on October 29! Proceeds benefit Bridge programs! http://t.co/hVeMdUuCan

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Come support the Bridge at a fun evening of painting, wine, snacks & a raffle! Reception begins at 6:30 PM on 10/29.
https://t.co/eIA55DkBx4

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If you can’t get to #ConeyIsland for #HotDogEatingContest join @thebridgeny Sat 7/18 @ the Brooklyn Cyclones Game! http://t.co/B6kSZUMz4N

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join @thebridgeny Sat 7/18 for the annual Brooklyn Cyclones Game! Details here: http://t.co/B6kSZUMz4N

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I'm spinning to benefit @thebridgeny 4/25 at Studio 360. Join me or sponsor me here: http://t.co/w6hRe072f4 #mentalhealth

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@NewYorkerFest Thanks for the prompt response. We did that, got the tix & enjoyed the event.

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@NewYorkerFest Thanks, I did that but haven't received a response and the event starts in less than an hour.

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@NewYorkerFest I ordered tickets for my parents to Roz Chast/Mankoff event but never received them in the mail. Can we get duplicates?

[Alingon Mitra @Alingon]

5TH AND FINAL ROUND! Please RT to cast a VOTE for Alingon and put him on the #LastComicStanding finale. Voting ends 3PM 7/30. #ComicComeback

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Baseball beer beach: Brooklyn Cyclones! See the game & support @thebridgeny 7/19 at 4:30pm http://t.co/eFezHn3K0K

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I'm spinning to benefit @thebridgeny 4/24 at Studio 360.Join me!sign up to spin here http://t.co/qKI7uywgC1 #donate: http://t.co/IOQTMTRHsz