Martini Papi

Here so I don’t get fined

[Martini Papi @Bowe2Point0]

@barstoolsports

[Martini Papi @Bowe2Point0]

Who keeps popsicles in the fridge not the freezer??? @nytimes

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

My son asked me this morning how much I weigh.

Just a great reminder to keep your head on a swivel. We’re never safe

[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

Come to think of it, this group got absolutely screwed over by the format.

- Netherlands had to play Morocco (#6 FIFA ranking)
- Japan had to play Brazil (#5 FIFA ranking)
- Sweden had to play France (#1 FIFA ranking)

Maybe just me but that doesn't seem very fair

[Julian @JulianMKD]

Olise no joke is the best player this tournament.

People with no ball knowledge won’t agree cause he hasn’t scored.

That guy is a joke

[Air Buds @airbudspod]

Honest question, who is Kevin O’Conner for?

[Mcgregor Forever @mcgregorufc22]

Remember when he posted this in 2020 i could not stop watching it. so smooth 🫠

[10 @Kylian]

Cinema.

[Martini Papi @Bowe2Point0]

@OhioTate Tacconelli’s pizza - the original one in Port Richmond - the review Dave did with Bryce

Jim’s South Street for a cheesesteak

McGillins for a beer

If you go to a Phillies game def hit up xfinity live pre or post

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

This Russillo situation can be fixed with one 3-hour dinner in the private room at The Arthur J - table for 5, myself, Ryen, Nephew Kyle, Ceruti & Wargon. The right move isn’t Barstool - shit happened, just talk it out w/o agents, family and extended circle flunkies poisoning it

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

“I was just talking to Kevin O’Connell.”

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I just spent the past 30 minutes crunching the numbers and if my calculations are correct, this represents a 50% decrease in guys named LeBron James on the Los Angeles Lakers.

[Martini Papi @Bowe2Point0]

@BillSimmons Good luck!

[James Benge @jamesbenge]

The stutter penalty has had its day. Keepers aren't moving when they know you're taking one. All you're doing is generally robbing yourself of power and angle.

[Martini Papi @Bowe2Point0]

@PolymarketHoops Probably nothing

[Tom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Tomitfc95]

4 nights in New York, outside of the tourist traps, my least favourite place of the 3 so far.

The stadium is one of the worst experiences of going to a game of football as well, 6 pissers for about 10k people, concourse was tiny and we got stranded after the game 1/2

[Martini Papi @Bowe2Point0]

@WelcomeNowLeave @br_betting Tell me you’ve never bet soccer without telling me

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

One of the most unintentionally funny things bill simmons ever said is he still has his place on Giddey island

[Martín Gallegos @MartinJGallegos]

Batting 7th and playing third base for the A’s tonight: Max Muncy (birthday: Aug. 25)

Batting 7th and playing third base for the Dodgers tonight: Max Muncy (birthday Aug. 25)

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

“How can I have the lamest opinion possible”