Macca_Does_Birdapp

"You can go only go to a 7-11 or a Krispy Kreme unless you have a slight Indian accent" -Joe Biden

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

@mazietwice @PopBase Why are you tagging me in this???

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

@mazietwice is an absolute moron, when asked what weighs more between 1lbs of feathers and 1lbs of bricks she answered bricks despite saying that they weigh the same

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

Just got called @markiplier again whist out drinking, really not gonna be able to drop it, am I?

[Mystne @cogntve_mystne]

how tf did you escape the basement (green line (only real ones will understand (elite ball knowledge (get this man a TRUE (ilovemyjob)))))

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

@That_Guy_Darcy You’re the chicken

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

Fuck I love Melbourne. Just some guy downing a bottle of Sauv Blanc out the front of the state library. I wanna be like him when I grow up

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

My hg (home goblin) just said the word #bessed

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

@xero_degrees I say it’s a very good reason to return to twitter, gotta remember to get your copy of the gummy bear album which is in stores on November 13th

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

Happy gummy bear album release day
(It’s November 13th)

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

Surprise episode of Macca’s train adventures: Tokyo edition

Some bastard decided to pull the emergency break on the train, a few people fell, mildly humorous.

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

What’s the point of hiring a bunch of new staff if NO CUNT IS AVAILABLE TO WORK!!!!!!!

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

@gothevita ‘Bout to deny some insurance claims 😎

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

On today’s instalment of “Macca’s train adventures” nothing fucking happens… Macca was unable to go to uni due to some fuckwit driver ramming a boom gate. Nuf said 😤

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

Legit just found like 5 more in 1 minute

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

How the fuck have I come across 4 scam accounts on hinge that only have text prompts that say to follow a scam instagram account? Will update if I find more 🫡

[Macca_Does_Birdapp @BowenMacca]

Just wanna say that @Stray_Kids being in the most epic part of the final episode of #Arcane makes an Aussie feel good 😊

[Razh @Razz]

this how these niggas moving on the very first day of bo6 😂

[failedbaby @BabyFailedTask]

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