Slowman

NC STATE, CELTICS, BIRDS 🦅

[CFB Memes @CFBMemes]

I once had a girlfriend who had a full ride scholarship to play basketball at Florida and she was persistent that she would obliterate me if we played 1v1

So one day we actually hit the gym and tested the theory. We played a quick game to 10. The final score was 3-10, I won of course.

People really can't grasp the actual difference between level of competition when men play against women. There are different leagues for a reason.

Did I feel good about beating her? No

Did the point have to be proven? Yes

Was she as good as Angel Reese? Probably not. Even still i would beat Angel Reese in 1v1 10/10 times.

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@ex_reigando @MLiamMcCollum Bot

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Jayson Tatum on his relationship with Jaylen Brown:

"They tried to pin us against each other. ... The truth is we had 9 amazing years together... I'll forever be grateful for those memories and the time that we spent together."

(via @JennaSheinelle, h/t @ClutchPoints)

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

Once I save up a few billion you’re cooked

[Justin Turpin @JustinmTurpin]

Bill Chisholm:

“It’s not about the money at all. This was, again, trying to put together the right set of players and assets to win now, to win next year, the following year, and the year after that. That's what this was about. None of these were about money. We have some more room now. If we see something we wanted, Brad's got the green light to do that. So I just really, I mean, I know there's people who feel like, 'Oh, there must be a smoking gun somewhere on the money,' but that's just not what this is about. And I can say it, and I'll keep saying it, but I'll also prove it to you when the time comes. When we have the opportunity, we're going to do that. And we've given ourselves the flexibility to do it now. So, it's fine to keep asking the question, because I know we have to prove it, and we will.”

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

Fake news

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"Even though Jaylen Brown was talking about himself for MVP, the Celtics did not feel like Jaylen had the best season on their team…They felt that Derrick White had a better season."

— Brian Windhorst. 😳

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA)

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I’m sure someone told Bobby this, not doubting him.

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Boston Celtics G/F Ron Harper Jr. intends to sign a new three-year, $9 million deal to return to the franchise, sources tell ESPN. The Celtics are declining Harper's $2.6M team option, clearing the way for the sides to commit on a longer deal.

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@ramonashelburne @CelticsTheis Shut your dirty mouth Ramona

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@Wonovan1 @KnicksLoseAgain @judd96115309 @HoodiGarland @FanMahome More than Donovan and harden combined, I’m back

[bjack @BJACKPACERS]

@LegionHoops How Hartenstein slowed down Wemby by the way 😭

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@AnthonyGremo You were right

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

Jalen Reagor I’m all in

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

Jalen Reagor I’m all in

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

*unless it’s Met Gala night

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I mean Josh Hart is right. Im no Knicks fan but the man is right.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Get ready to feast on some NFC East football this Thanksgiving 🦃

@Eagles vs. @dallascowboys Thursday, November 26 on FOX 📺

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@stoolpresidente Respond to me rn unless you’re scared Davey boy. Fuck the PATS

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@Maluda111 @RapSheet Your*

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@JoelEmbiid Jo come to Boston

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@MicahhParsons11 Your ACL is the problem

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

10 years later, not my worst take

[Slowman @BowmanDevin]

@g__sis jaylen brown