Barney Barton.

❝You're dripping like a saturated sunrise.❞

[Barney Barton. @BowsAndTricks]

Sofa surfing blues

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@vvexing — Barney is almost certain.

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@vvexing — say your name was again, Princess?"

At the back of his mind, he felt a tug of familiarity. He's seen her somewhere before, —

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@vvexing — the floor and walks around to the sofa and sinks into it. He grabs the remote and puts it on the cartoon channel. "What did you —

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@vvexing — had a soft spot for that Hill.

"I'll take the couch, shall I?" His words drip with a sort of sarcasm, as he drops his bag to —

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@vvexing — that he actually had any intention to commit. Unlike his brother, Barney hadn't wed half of SHIELD's payroll but he's always —

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@vvexing — Barton's life. He likes them stubborn and fiery. Whereas Barney likes a lot less hard work when in search for a women, assuming —

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@vvexing — even dwell on formalities. This chick obviously has a chip on her shoulder, figures about all the women that walk into Clint —

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@vvexing Barney rolls back his azure eyes, pretty much fed up with the girl whose name he hadn't caught but he grew too impatient to —

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❝Kiss your knuckles and watch the stars❞

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@vvexing — I, we're just tip top. And brothers let their brothers stay in their apartment when said brother has no where to go. Capiche?"

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@vvexing — down at her feet. "Because that's what you are, aren't you?" A malicious grin curled at the corner of his lips. "My brother and —

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@vvexing — in when you're someone that no one wants to know. "For your information, sidekick," he said, lifting his finger and pointing —

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@vvexing — the mantle as the token drunk so people wouldn't think to look twice at him when walking down the street. It's so easy to blend —

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@vvexing — about his previous whereabouts because they would be incredibly difficult to answer without raising suspicion. He'd just taken —

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@vvexing — since he'd reunited with his younger brother in New York. Barney finds himself lucky that Clint doesn't ask a lot of questions —

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@vvexing — actually cared enough to ask about it.

He's only at the bar these days when he can't sleep and that's a lot these days ever —

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@vvexing — chuckle. Obviously she has a vendetta against him, one that is beyond his acknowledgement but it would mean that Barney —

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@vvexing Barney is somewhat humored by the dark haired spit fire. She has a lot of attitude for someone of her size. It makes him —

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@vvexing — somewhat predictable and witty response.

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@vvexing — girlfriend?" Barney chuckled. "They're getting younger each time." Folding his arms across his burly chest, he awaited for her —