BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty

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[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

Decided earlier today to be delusionally optimistic

No just an affirmation like I was before, but that's now my default

Everything is going to go my way and be even better than I imagined, and any perceived set back will not only be a learning lesson, but will ultimately help me 10x compared to not

This is what I am training myself to think all day, every day

So far today, I settled a case for a great outcome, and may have found the house I've been looking for

Why not. As @ScottAdamsSays would say, if something is not working for you, why not try something else?

I am generally an optimistic person, but I want to optimism maxxxx to the point things start happening in my life that don't make sense to anyone else but me and the 17 people who read this tweet

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@EdLatimore I’ve been training BJJ for five plus years. Have been told I carry myself differently

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@AJA_Cortes lol I never understood that either

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@SabeBrandMeats Yup

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

I have had people with restraining orders against each other in my office a year later holding hands

It's over when one of the people is dead, otherwise you never know

Believe there's some crazy wikipedia out there of a couple who the guy almost murdered her, the craziest stuff you can ever imagine and I think they got married

There are people who got re-married the same week they got divorced

Like I wrote earlier, it's situation dependent and the other person has to miss you. If that happens, all bets are off

[Bo_Diddley @BosephDidley]

@BowTiedKong Agree but would you say there's a selection bias since you only get contacted once it's truly over? Maybe they actually do "force" reconciliation more often but you just never see that.

[TJ Bongiorno @TJ_Bongiorno]

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Check it out

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@cammyleflage lol

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@BosephDidley Yup

Give your brain some space, it’ll become clear

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@BosephDidley rt'd this with my thoughts but no, it's not always over but you have to act like it is

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

My non proven whatsoever theory is that type A guys take break-ups/divorces harder because they are so used to being able to fix things.

generally, they are determined to get things right and will do whatever it takes, but that's not applicable when someone else has already made up her mind

It doesn't make sense to us because "we can try this or do that or what about this", and that's not happening unless the other person, on their own, decides that should happen...

and that thought cannot come into play when you are suggesting it. Total mind fuck for guys but is what it is

[Wacey @WaceySilva]

@BowTiedKong Been there. I tell all the boys when they call that the one thing I would’ve done differently as admitting to myself that it’s over much sooner - taking steps to get custody established and move on with life. Anyone getting into a relationship immediately afterwards is wild tho.

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@Aphron1 she texted the business line first

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

Great way to look stupid for no reason in a custody case is texting "I already provided that information"

Ex:
"hey what is your new address?"

"I already provided that"

You look like a child

How about:
"I emailed it over on X date and just forwarded it again. Please confirm receipt."

OR

"It's _______________. Please confirm you now have it."

Why do what I suggest? Because imagine seeing your "I already did that, what are you stupid?" text on a large screen during the trial for parenting time, because it will be

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@nickwoj98 that's -150

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@Pat_Stedman friend's dad's attic

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@Irrationalbasi5 probably. he's a tough dude

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

People liked Rahm when he was Chicago's mayor

I lived there most of his tenure - he made the Riverwalk incredible, kept the nice areas safe for tourists and partying

Rumor was that CPD and the gangs had a deal where the gangs kept their stuff in certain neighborhoods, CPD would not crack down

Lori came in and that was done. Almost immediately a gang banger/soundcloud rapper was murdered in a bouggie neighborhood (Gold Coast), some 80 year old widow walked outside, probably going to the next door Gucci store, found some 25 year old black guy dead on her porch

Rahm is an old school Democrat, I like his chances as well

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Rahm Emanuel gets Obama, Hollywood, all of the big donors. He picks up most of the Never Trump'ers, too. That's a primary lock and strong ticket for the general.

[BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty @BowTiedKong]

@BowTiedBroke will change dating for the better, need to bring back drunken office parties. many families were started in office closets/break rooms

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@Cernovich As Senena said, fame is fleeting

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@cammyleflage thank you!

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@KF1119 lol

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@Cernovich true. I had no clue