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Adapt or Die

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

We stopped the world’s economy for a virus 99.9% of people survive and we printed $7 trillion in unbacked currency while we did it.

This is how it is now. That toothpaste doesn’t go back in the tube. Sorry. Some of us tried to stop it.

[Mat Nuclear @MatNuclear]

Bro, Ghana offers black Americans free citizenship.

Just go back.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ford fired a $200,000-a-year employee over a $1.95 cookie he paid for.

Kurt Kromm, 11 years at the Kentucky Truck Plant, felt his blood sugar drop at 3:30 a.m. He's diabetic. The kiosk flashed red on his card, so he paid at the second machine, ate the cookie, went back to building trucks.

A week later security walked him out. Wouldn't even let him take his tools.

Then he pulled up his bank statement. The $1.95 charge was sitting right there. Ford checked with the kiosk company, confirmed he paid, cut him $28,000 in back pay, and begged him to come back.

He said no. Took a job closer to home with a raise.

So the final scorecard: Ford spent $28,000, lost an 11-year veteran, and took a national PR beating to recover a cookie that was never stolen. The cookie cost $1.95. Firing the guy who bought it cost 14,000 cookies.

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

“People”

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

"Diversity" is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated.

The idea that you are somehow better off with people who don't share your culture, history, and values

It's literally insane.

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

There should be a form of temporary slavery for punishing poor people who cannot pay for criminal damage they cause.

[okrika first Lady @agnestasia_faka]

What is a Muslim doing in a Catholic school? You people always act like the victim .

[Foxford Comics @FoxfordComics]

Can't even dunk on the brits anymore. It's just depressing.

[Tyler @cillianblack]

Oh look. The migrant who stomped a white Swedish man to death was a rapist ... because of course he was.

Meaning, if the authorities did their fucking job and deported him, Christian Zedig's children would still have a father.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

I loved when people told me that wasn’t happening lol

[Ryan Sánchez 🏴‍☠️ @ryanasanchez]

The "tough lady" in question:

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Did she get st*bbed in the neck or nah.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

250 years ago, a bold idea changed the course of history. Today we celebrate the people, principles, and enduring promise of the United States of America.

Happy 4th of July from the White House. 🇺🇸

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Happy Fourth of July!

Today is also the 47th anniversary of the daring Entebbe raid. I was only 5 at the time, but I remember being inspired by the amazing courage of the @IDF team that rescued the hostages & killed the terrorists.

I thought, “that’s a very Texan foreign policy.”

[Haru 🇺🇸 @HaruhiismOtaku]

Actually insane that this isn't the case already

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

What an odd thing to pardon.

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

>massive influx on Indians into the US in recent years
>these same people get hired at fast food chains
>they're incredibly unhygenic
>handle food with dirty hands
>normal person eats said food
>they get sick

there solved your mystery

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

*a kid and his dad watching “Downfall of America” documentary in year 2093*

KID: “Wait… so they repeatedly told them exactly what they were going to do?”

DAD: “Yes, son.”

KID: “…and they did nothing to stop it? They just let it happen?”

DAD: “Correct, son.”

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

The Supreme Court today: