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Attempting a merry tune on the glockenspiel of life. Unfortunately I've lost my little rubber hammer thingy!

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I know how you feel stone. I know how you feel.

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@GriftReport Teeth like a vandalised graveyard.

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@extrmeox I’m no doctor, but that is going to hurt in the morning.

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@NoContextHumans

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The writing. The clusterfuck of information. The enormous cast. Characters ruined (Joyce, Eleven, Mike). The alleged Netflix cuts. Zero peril. Melting goo. #StrangerThings

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England weren’t great tonight, and Italy were very organised. However, we did have more possession and had 24 chances to Italy’s 10. The Lionesses fight until the end. On to the final!

#WEURO2025 #ENGITA

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Cheering for England but love Piemonte. Once a Toffee, always a toffee! @piemontem18

#ENGITA #WEURO25

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Agree with Karen Carney, need to switch to 3-5-2. Hopefully see Chloe Kelly soon!

#WEURO25 #ENGITA

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Don’t care if you’re a man, woman, donkey or kestrel; that was a phenomenal save! #Berger #WEURO2025

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What if no one ever scores a penalty again?

@WEURO2025

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The Welsh national anthem is a banger.
#WEURO2025 #Lionesses

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I’d splash out on PPV for this. Make it happen @EddieHearn

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

There's a wild debate blowing up online:

Can 100 unarmed men defeat a single gorilla in a fight?

I dug into this with the best AI in the world, and the answer is fascinating.

Let's break it down step by step:

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@nataliebargery @id1878 This is why Dyche is so frustrating. Nothing has changed in formation or style of play, despite the lack of goals and chances. It’s 4-4-1-1 every game. He should have tried something new before now. A 4-4-2 or 3-5-2; anything!

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@AasmahMir @TimesRadio “Things Can Only Get Better”

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@nealmaupay_ The worst “striker” to ever wear an Everton shirt. Zero skill. Zero heart. Zero class.

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@PED7 He’s the new Stuart Barlow (jigsaw) 🤣

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@nataliebargery Seems to prefer playing off the left. He really looks like a great signing; hardworking and skilful. McNeil in the middle is working too. He’s been our best player this season. Just need to get Lindstrom up to speed on the right.

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@SkySportsBoxing Joshua trying to get up was like a homage to Raygun at the Olympics.

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@narindertweets This is the problem. Ignorance passed down from grandparents to parents. Inherited ignorance and racism. All fuelled by a lack of education and politically motivated journalism.

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@footballtweet He has to go. Bring in someone who’s not afraid to attack and press high (like we play in the Premier League). Yes we’ve reached a couple of finals, but we’ve won nothing.

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@narindertweets @Telegraph Kane is also crushing Walker’s head in this pic. Answer her.