Colten

[itzel ♈︎ @iitzelxo]

smoking a fat blunt is self care

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Just cut off and brake checked a trump supporter for driving bad. I feel like I’ve done my part. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

I shouldn’t be wide awake

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Ngl I’m fangirling all over again about The Hunger Games Trilogy 😅

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Next time I see a dead raccoon on the side of the road I’m going to cry

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Why does my tik tok know I’m depressed but does nothing about it?

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Someone wanna tell me why I just started crying inside OnCue

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

I look, feel, and smell like depression

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Driving down the road and the smell of fresh cut grass reminds me of watermelon

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

What about showers 😂

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Taking an hour-long hot bath can burn as many as 140 calories

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Welp.. got too high at work.. Happy Sunday 🤪

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Had a guy come into work today and tip me a pair of dice. He then told me that years ago, him and his friends did cult rituals in the building. I threw the dice outside if anyone wants them 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

People that can hold a conversation that contains only face pics on Snapchat are my favorite people

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Never thought I’d have to navigate a bird out of my store..

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Just got a phone call at work (I work at a dispensary) asking if we take cash app as a form of payment.. bitch this isn’t your street weed?! 😂

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

@_cydneysmith Most likely 😑

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Im seriously considering buying a wallet with a chain that way I can’t lose it. 🙄

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

I NEED summer ☀️

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

*sparks up a joint
Hey Siri play “The Way” by Ariana Grande

[Colten @Box_Wine_Bitch]

Not me eating gummy sharks and thinking it’s basically reverse Jaws 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️