Sarah Box

she/her

[vita @majipres]

I want a boyfriend but what if my routine gets thrown off and I have to kill him

[caroline 🫶🏼 @GetawayCaroline]

The most annoying person you know today is posting New Year’s Day by Taylor Swift on their Instagram story

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

@spitballingboi Coffee??

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

Not to sound like a gym bro and also a complete asshole but I need someone to invent a protein vape

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

I’d give both my big toes to spend two whole hours in a Value Village thrift shop again

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

@boomerlusink @ me next time

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

Need to stop watching the entirety of Fleabag in one night whenever I’m having a crisis, I relate to it more and more with every watch

[Atomic Annie @_AtomicAnnie]

Wait……if I’M cunt, and YOU’RE cunt, then who’s flying the plane???

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

Next person to be rude to me better be ready to fight

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

@jzux When discussing food and body image issues, they asked me what my BMI was 🫠

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

@spitballingboi For me it was the spins by Mac miller, as per usual

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

I’m reading a book online in work but I become so engrossed in it that when I have to stop and do my job I don’t feel like an actual functioning human and reality feels false

[Olivia @theoliviahowell]

Just an update: SIX PLANETS ARE IN RETROGRADE, so that’s why.

[berry @sckberry]

date idea: we watch fleabag together and kiss every time she breaks the fourth wall

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

@NetflixUK @JessMarsha11 we should netflix party this x

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

Crazy how I was ready to murder everyone and the chef has just made me one (1) chocolate covered strawb and now everything is alright :)

[Sarah Box @BoxSarah]

In my head I really do think Chris Evans and I would be a brilliant couple

[average size tyke @avgsizetyke]

Miles Teller? you mean an odometer?