Ladies, buy a giant dildo, and when you are engaging in sex activities, shove it up your man’s ass dry! He’ll learn what ongoing consent means instantly !✌🏽
- Buy an overpriced ticket
- Buy overpriced alcohol
- Buy overpriced mute/flavourless food
- Stand the entire time while listening to playlists (We have lost actual DJs)
- Get into an overpriced Uber and convince yourself you had fun.
Rinse and repeat.
tickets dropping many months before an event is actually great because if you buy them immediately, by the time that event comes it feels like you’ve won that ticket for free😭🙌🏾