Neil

10804 day old Yellerbelly. Former foetus, future corpse. World class faffer. Lover of cricket, darts, rock/indie music, racing, rum and big boobs. A bit grumpy.

[Nicky Campbell @NickyAACampbell]

21 pages of Royal baby coverage in the Mail today including an article headed "Was the BBC over the top?".

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@dinkyrach You'll get driven out of town if you keep that up!

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@dinkyrach I think you might be the first ever inhabitant of Hull to ever use the word spiffing

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

Is it illegal to use an adjective other than "delighted" at times like this?

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

Can't wait for the Daily Mail pics of the exact moment the baby emerged from the royal vagina.

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

BREAKING NEWS: Kate Middleton has given birth to a.....*drumroll*......BABY!

[Betfair Poker @Betfairpoker]

It's depressing to see that a lot of people have illegally downloaded the royal baby before it's been officially released.

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@Cheekylilcow @mike_corris @dinkyrach Hello!! You better get us on the telly!

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

I didn't even know Kate Middleton was pregnant. They kept that quiet.

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

Imagine what will happen when England actually start playing well. #Ashes

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@SarahMcRanty It's a shame he couldn't review it, would have been a fitting end.

[51allout @51allout]

On a day when the Warner Bros. made the cricket news, that's all folks.
#Ashes

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

If Pattinson didn't hit it, he's plumb. Out either way. These Aussies really don't understand cricket, do they? #Ashes

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@SaintShaz Yep. They'd drink piss if you gave it a posh name

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@SaintShaz It's Lord's, they're not proper blokes.

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

Just 7 overs left now to get the last wicket. That late declaration is coming back to bite England. #Ashes

[Neil @BoyInTheField]

@PatBuckingham Loving every moment of it!