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NYC’s Most Smelligable Bachelor he/him

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Me when i hate the Q train for some reason

[em @emilyagain]

No one:

No one at all:

The 49th street N/R/W subway station:

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Not so easy without that court, eh?

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@captgouda24 This is a really bad take

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

Big fan of the Mariners broadcast showing a random baseball in the middle of a steal of second

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

DO NOT HOLD DOORS has no vowels besides O, and its word lengths increase sequentially

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@lakeshoredr1ve Wrong way from orchard beach

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@DrDave_99 @cwarzel No, not at all

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@zerozero0074084 @HoopGrids These also look like shit!

[Bergatron (On Break) @Bergatron1]

Instagram is a fascinating place

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@BontonexFr @durandalcomplex

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@ethereaIised Video compositing, its good old fashioned doctoring

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@CorrodedParadox INTERNATIONAL MUSEUM OF SURGICAL SCIENCE
CHICAGO, IL

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Lu Dort belongs in Guantanamo Bay #fuckyouludort

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@sportswaatcher ❄️🎄LOGO SHOT🎄❄️

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@InsideOurBodies @leahdionne__ In a just world, you rot

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@DonalTDeLay

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@xinspiteofx

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@ASPDREAMS @Tylerpilled @EPM108

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@ASPDREAMS @Tylerpilled @EPM108 Yeah man, thats cool for that situation you imagined, unfortunately thats not the real world. But have fun playing with your ‘good guy’ ‘bad guy’ dolls