Buzz Lightweight

🦋changing the world with positivity 🍍 space time jumpa 🛸 broke, busted, and disgusted

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

@MastermindRJ Sending hugs from the west pacific 💙

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

@erika_sux A little curious about that third one 😂

[LSDREAM @lsdream]

Like what???! God damnnnnnnn 😭

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

Tonight is gunna be a sit down on the shower floor kinda night I can feel it

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

My face when this crusty older male flight attendant accidentally replied to me “thanks baby” instead of “thanks buddy”

[Sammie Jo 🌱 @samjosunshine]

Of all of the beauty I’ve seen here, these moments were my favorite 🤍 so happy for my best friend & my new best friend

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

When I die, my funeral is going to have a similar format to a wedding. I pick a list of close & trusted friends. Instead of them preparing heartfelt speeches and standing up wearing matching cloths, they have to preform the entirety of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in full drag.

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

They just showcased Pose FX on the Chicago news and then followed with a promotion for them saying this is where you “get your afternoon tea.”
Remember when it wasn’t cool to be gay?
🏳️‍🌈

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

This lady I’m trying to rent this house from in Hawaii thought my bassdrop tattoo was a Grateful Dead bolt when she saw it and I’ve never felt so relieved 😂

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

This is why a high rise window washer will always low key be my dream job. You think this doesn’t happen ALLLL the time? 😂😂😂

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

@errrrryn @RavenscoonNest Oooo this is SICK Paul!

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

@erika_sux Happy birthday!

[trash jones @jzux]

wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

ALEXA PLAY COOL BY GWEN STEFANI

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

@diabeyonce @NWix35 @MastermindRJ @beatricerosee @pamturzanski @KatnissGolden @ohh_livi_yuhh @Leah_Waldon JUSTICE MOVE YOUR ASS

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

@NWix35 @diabeyonce @MastermindRJ @beatricerosee @pamturzanski @KatnissGolden @ohh_livi_yuhh @Leah_Waldon I was thinking more spandex scene in jay and silent Bob strike back 😂

[Chris @thecherrieberry]

Idk if this has been done already but here's my contribution to the Bernie memes

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

My mom just woke me up out of bed excited as hell to show me Lady Gaga and Barack Obama hugging on tv 🤣

[Buzz Lightweight @BOZ0927]

My Twitter is full of mugshots of MAGA Republicans getting arrested and for the first time since high school my feed on here is poppin 🍾