Bozo

CEO, @BrennerStanton | Ultimate Best Friend | Expert On Being A Southern Gentleman

[Brenner Stanton @BrennerStanton]

O say can you see by the dawn's early light, this super awesome Smathers and Branson belt? #USA #USA #USA

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

#6647: Don't be afraid to substitute your daily cardio for a beer run. #bozotips

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

#7247: Never miss an opportunity to tailgate. #bozotips

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

#4311: A Southern Gentleman never leaves a man behind. #bozotips

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

I've got a bone to FGCU. That chant at the pep rally... Not very Southern Gentlemanly. Act like you've been there, bros. #Sweet16

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

"2 dollar beer, I'm here!" - @jimmylarkin2015 My kind of man! I'll be your man's best friend. And it rhymed. #casualnight

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

Join us for Casual Night at Key West Cigar Company! Great drink specials! March 14th, 7:30 PM, Facebook event page: http://t.co/dpvXoy8C3x

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

Sample scenario for previous tweet: Lady - "How do you feel about brunch?" You - "I love brunch!"

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

#1231: When a lady asks about brunch, the only correct answer is that you love it. #bozotips

[Brenner Stanton @BrennerStanton]

Good luck to @GatorZoneMBK tonight against Vandy! Congratulations to the seniors for an amazing season! Go undefeated at home! #UFvsVandy

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

Less of a tip, more of a commandment. #2533: Thou shalt not ride more than 1 bro per scooter. #bozotips

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

@alyperez827 Sounds like you're on the verge of a #SpringMentalBreakdown

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

If it's not broke, don't fix it. "Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion." - Wedding Crashers #bozotips

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

#1713: Doors and Beers; things you should always open for your lady before yourself. #bozotips

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

I haven't posted in a few days but I'm bark and ready to tweet! Look forward to one of my #bozotips, coming up shortly!

[Brenner Stanton @BrennerStanton]

Have you been following @BozoStanton's #bozotips this week? There are many more to come!

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

#9033: Arrive on time. #bozotips

[UF HC & Gator Growl @hcgatorgrowl]

Congratulations to all of the newly appointed Gator Growl directors for 2013! Get ready for an amazing year! #DTG #GatorGrowl

[Bozo @BozoStanton]

@asdavis_ That's what I like to hear. You're a true Southern gentleman in my book!

[Alex Davis @asdavis_]

@BozoStanton @alyperez827 Whoa! You know I'm a fan, Bozo. All the Southern Gentlemen know that you're the man. Er... Dog. I love #bozotips