Applebee’s League of Champions - BPAFFL

A fantasy football league in its 8th year, riddled with drama, collusion, a flair for the theatrics, and 11 unlikable owners. Here, #12 documents their tales.

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Back for another year. Been using this acct as a porn burner since we last spoke. Breaking news is the owners have voted to remove coach craven from the league. Sad. Shocking. But appropriate.

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It’s worth noting this week that @RRJesuses broke the all-time points record for a single game with 181.32. For reference that is 60 points or 6 rushing touchdowns MORE than the highest scoring team (Pepe) averages (120.15) on the season.

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Reminder that top 4 play for a championship. Bottom 4 to not be punished in the Shit Bowl. And the middle for the lusty toilet bowl belt.

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Final Standings:

1. Corn 11-2
2. JJ 10-3
3. Vag 8-5
4. Pepe 7-6
5. Kramer 7-6
6. Schafe 7-6
7. CDB 6-7
8. Ice 5-8
9. GLP 5-8
10. Commish 4-9
11. Baze 4-9
12. Craven 4-9

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A week unlike any other. With 2 spots locked up who will take the final 2? Vag, Pepe, Kramer, CDB, and Schafe all have a shot. Down below everyone will be watching to see if GLP can flip flop with Coach Ice to avoid taking part in the traditional Shit Bowl. It all starts tonight

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S/O to Coach Craven for being the 12th team to surpass 1000 points on the year. Expecting to see another 1000 on the scorecard this spring for the punishment.

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JJ and Corn sit above the rest of the league locking up playoff spots. Underneath 5 battle it out for the last 2 spots. Pepe, CDB, Vag, Schafe, and Kramer are all still in it with 2 to play. The rest of the league is practicing their golf swings so I’ve heard.

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If you thought to yourself, surely Schafe can’t lose 5 straight, you’d be wrong. Craven makes a late push this year with 2 wins in a row. 2 more and he could be out of the shit bowl, but who takes his place?

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Ice Up is going to need some magic tonight to beat last ranked Craven. Other than that, big winners this week: Baze shocks the league with the most PF, Corn dusts CDB with no QB, Kramer spanks Pepe, Vag defeats GLP, JJ hands Schafe his 4th straight loss while taking 2nd place

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On everyone’s mind this time of year is the “Shit Bowl”. A reminder that the bottom 4 teams have a playoff to decide the punishee. Craven and Baze seem to be early locks, but on the chopping block with them is Derz, Kramer, GLP, and Ice who claims he’s on the cusp of a win streak

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The battle for the playoffs this month is in full swing. Corn being a lock for the 1 seed, behind him - JJ, Schafe, Vag, and Pepe battle for the remaining 3 spots. CDB is technically in the running but his team is trash. We call it like we see it here.

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Statement from Coach Ice: “I’m out here grinding and losing to dudes who make Radio look like Einstein”
even added a picture to clarify which Radio he was referring to

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As we inch closer to the playoffs: -Baze and Craven are in big trouble
-Ice deserves more than 3 wins
-JJ quietly going off for 6 straight weeks
-Corn continues to be the favorite to win it all

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Is Coach Corn really back? Has Ice finally lost his fastball?? Wild stuff today

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A little analysis of the matchup between Coach DerZ’ Holy City Hooters & Team Bazemore.

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Where oh where did Wayward Craven go wrong? Many will point to his 1st round selection of JK Dobbins. But that was just the start. In last with 2 wins & the least amount of points - He’s confident as ever even though his last 5 games will be against 4 Top-5 scoring teams.

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His start at 1-0 had many eyebrows raised at Coach Baze’s strong start. Sadly for him, that was the last time he went over 100 points. Squeaking out 2 wins in his next 7 has many saying that he is the favorite to lose it all this year. Good time to get #prayforbaze trending.

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Much like his favorite band, Commish DerZ is livin’ on a prayer. In danger of finding himself in the Punishment Bowl at the end of the year, Commish is doing all he can to snag a couple of wins in the next 2 weeks against weaker teams to catapult himself out of the misery he’s in

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Coach Kramer has had trouble finding solid footing this year. Flashing his ability to score big each week just to be out dueled. 3-5 is not the ideal spot to be, but who knows, a 5 game win streak might do the trick. For an in depth look, check out @RRJesuses