Plan B 🌼

her/them | Hates yapping | Web3 Girlie

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1k followers? 🥺

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@O_LANRE_WAJU @bad_chain @PayRamApp lol

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Some of you treat your bank app like a toxic ex:
It disappoints you daily, ruins your mood, and you still refuse to leave.

Payram: “Be serious, abeg.”

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People still doing offline transfers brag like it’s a personality trait.

Meanwhile Payram is out here processing payments faster than your crush ignores texts.

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@ohgracieoguns Danger

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What's the lore behind “what's the lore” tweets trending? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@fakewhoeverx The question is how?

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@jessepollak @baseapp Is farcaster a base trading app?

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@jessepollak Can I buy on Farcaster?

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@AngyaLois This is so beautiful. She absolutely deserves to see that memory if it's a wish she's made.

Please get married

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@SamuelXeus @bloomstarbms tell us 1/3 and start your post with “imagine I made ____” then end with lol.

Then tag me days later for context so people would get it 😂😂😂

This way feds can't know it'll be like joke

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@Derivatives_Ape Bastard Monke.

Buy the same toyota tommorow and quote this tweets if you think you're all that.

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@ItsAmahAdoma Me.

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@webdesignerng Amen I guess.

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@Romeo_Onchain Insulting

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Legacy processors treat every merchant like a potential criminal.

@PayRamApp treats merchants like adults.

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Your payment processor shouldn’t have more control over your business than you do.

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Your payout is under manual review.”

Translation:

Someone went on lunch break.

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In 2025, your memes move faster than your money.

That’s the problem PayRamApp exists to fix.

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Your payout is under manual review.”

Translation:

Someone went on lunch break.

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Your payout is under manual review.”

Translation:

Someone went on lunch break.

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Your payments shouldn’t move slower than Lagos traffic on a rainy Monday.

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Your payout is under manual review.”

Translation:

Someone went on lunch break.

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Payment processors love sending those “We’re improving our service” emails.

Improve what?

Your disappearing act?

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Your payout is under manual review.”

Translation:

Someone went on lunch break.