Richard Taylor

Husband, father, web developer, football player, bull fighter, aviator, and inventor of the seven-day underwear. Truly, the complete man.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[Richard Taylor @BQuackie7]

So, is that a net of seven wars ended?

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@jg9188

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@Abercrombie: Is this sold out?

[Miami Hurricanes Football @CanesFootball]

WE’RE IN! ✅

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@NFL It looks like Kevin Barnes did actually make the team. #StateFarm

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@971RandI: If I didn’t know better, I’d swear @MattyIce971 was the color commentator for the #BrownsvLions game. (I know it’s actually Jonathan Vilma.)

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God is the master of gradients.

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#CLEvMIA

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@bigmike91177 Don’t forget about Chuma Okeke and Nae’Quan Tomlin!

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Current status: https://t.co/3a1jdw6Jn1

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Richard Taylor @BQuackie7]

@csswizardry Demos seem to show position: sticky working, so, I’ll go with it. Thanks!

[Richard Taylor @BQuackie7]

@csswizardry: Can position: sticky be used on tr, thead elements in modern browsers? The information that I’m finding is inconsistent.

[DGmaxxer‼‼ @darjusgarland22]

Hey, I wonder what the Cleveland Cavaliers record is?

The Cleveland Cavaliers record:

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@smerrill05: Please, put the LeBron XXIs back on, and watch your shot drop. #cavs

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@ManAndBone971: What’s the over/under on commercial breaks during the show today?

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@warriors Be careful, Steph; that reaction could become your statue one day.

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.@CbusMarathon: thank you for yet another extraordinary #ColumbusMarathon. And now, this: https://t.co/7JRbGmrwcg